What if we were Evil..... · 10:26pm Feb 12th, 2018

Okay, so, I bear no shame in admitting this, but I am a huge Disney person. And I mean EVERYTHING Disney (which includes subsidiary stuff like Star Wars, Marvel, and Pixar). But, this sentiment also extends to their tv shows, mostly (I don't watch a lot of ABC, just Agents of Shield and Designated Survivor). Anyway, I watched the first Descendants movie on Disney Channel and I actually kinda liked it. So much that I watched the sequel, and you know what, it was actually pretty good too. Sure, it was cliche as all hell, but I mainly enjoyed it because of its soundtrack. You know how people like High School Musical mostly for its soundtrack? Yeah, imagine that... but with the children of Disney characters. That's Decedents. Anyway, I was listening to one of the songs from the second movie and I thought, "You know what? This would be a really cool villain anthem for Stardust in EQ." However, because the group that sings it (The main protagonists) is four people, my mind went ahead and added Jack, Casey, and Beck into the picture as well.

Long story short, I got this idea where Stardust, Jack, Casey, and Beck are all villains in the EQ universe. Kind of like how IRL Stardust talked about an Evil Stardust in EQG, but with a group. Basically, this is a product of that thought I had. Anyway, let's do this, I've talked long enough.

"Why are we using this plan again? I thought we were trying to make this world less of a cliche, not add to it," Stardust said in annoyance.

"Who doesn't love a good musical number, Star?" Beck asked as he turned he kept turning the spoon of the potion he was currently brewing. "Also, if we want to mold these insufferable stereotypes into actual [BEEP]ing people, we need to get down to their level first so that way we can become popular and they'll start copying what we do. Hopefully, once we do that, we can turn this world into something that halfway resembles either Equestria, your home world, or a bit of both."

"But why a [BEEP]ing musical number?" Stardust asked, still irritated at the possibility of spontaneously singing and dancing.

"Because it's gonna [BEEP] off the Rainbooms soooooooo much," Jack explains, nearly giggling at the possible faces said septet would have when realizing what they were doing. "Besides, this brew is only going to make these impressionable teens more suceptible to 'our style.' It's our job to bring it out."

"Wait, how do we know if this'll affect Twilight and the others too?" Casey asked.

"Well, knowing this world's logic, it's gonna be because they're the main characters, AKA bull[BEEP]," Stardust grumbled.

"Does that mean you're on board now?" Beck asked, continuing to stir. Stardust mulled it over for a second.

"Alright, fine, but only because I want to annoy Twilight. I'm making it clear right now this is the most cliche, asinine, [BEEP]ing stupid plan ever concieved and I will hate ALMOST every second of it," Stardust clarified.

"Yeah, keep telling yourself that," Jack said.

"We good to go? Class is almost over," Casey asked as he checked the time on his phone.

"Almost ready, aaaaaaand done. Should be good," Beck confirmed.

"Alright, let's get this [BEEP]show started," Stardust sighed as he and Casey moved the cauldron up to the entrance to the air ventilation system of Canterlot High.

As the bell rang, the hallways of CHS filled with eager students wanting to either a. get to their next class, b. get a quick bite to eat, or c. hang out with their friends for five minutes. The latter was the reason the group known around the school as "The Rainbooms" were currently lounging in the music room.

One of these students, Pinkie Pie, felt a shiver go up her spine.

"Uh oh girls, I think the Guys are up to something," Pinkie said. The other girls knowing full well what "Guys" they were talking about.

"What makes you say that, Pinkie?" Sunset Shimmer asked.

"I just felt a tingly-wingly on my neck. That usually happens right before one of their pranks/attacks/attempts to flirt with us."

The pink party-girl was only met with stares of either skepticism or indignation (Take a guess at who had what look). But, it was just Pinkie being Pinkie. It was better to just not question it.

Just then, the loud speaker activated, but instead of the voice of either Principal Celestia or Vice Principal Luna, the beginning of a song, one unfamiliar to the seven musicians began playing.

"Come on, let's go," Sunset said as the rest of her friends followed her lead to see what the "Guys" were up too this time.

All: We got all the ways to be
W-i-c-k-e-d
We got all the ways to be
W-i-c-k-e-d

Jack: C'mon

All: hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey (Beck: haha)
Hey hey hey hey hey

The girls made it out into the hallway to see he aforementioned "Guys," smirking as he approached the intersection of hallways (Each coming from a different direction) passing students who, uncharacteristically, look more receptive of him.

Casey: Crashin' the party, guess they lost my invitation
Friendly reminder got my own kind of persuasion

Jack: Looks like this place could use a bit of misbehavior
Happily ever after with a little flavor

Beck: Bad to the bone, with even worse intentions
We're gonna steal the show, and leave 'em all defenseless

Stardust: A fairytale life can be oh-so overrated
So raise your voices and let's get it activated

Already, the Rainbooms were getting annoyed at the fact that the "Four" were practically gloating in front of them, some more so than others (hint hint). However, what was shocking to them was the students in the hallway began to JOIN the "Four's" song, as backup singers. Heck, they were even dancing along too.

All: Long live havin' some fun
We take what we want
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us evil lives on the right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked

The Four: Gonna have some real fun
Wanna try it?
Tick, tick
Take a try c'mon, be bold
Change the way the story's told

Beck then came close to one student, Twinkle Star, and placed a hand under her cheek, caressing it smugly as he maintained his singing voice, only taking it off after he finished the first of two lines.

Beck: This time the dark is finally getting your attention
We're wicked by the book, and class is back in session

Jack: You like it, steel it
Gotta beat 'em to the treasure

Trixie smirked at that proposition.

Casey: A right of passage- All: bad just doesn't get much better

Other students around them, and even the other hallways, were beginning to follow the boys around the school as they continued their song, the Rainbows trying to pursue, but the crowd of chanting/singing students was getting to thick.

All: Long live havin' some fun
We take what we want
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us evil lives on the right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked

Jack: Sombra always knows best
Casey: Show him, pass every test
Stardust: Hear his voice in my head
Beck: Evil is the only

All: Real way to live

The crowd reached the football/soccer field, where the true dance number began (I'm too lazy to write dance moves, just watch this: https://youtu.be/GU0DhAlYCyI?t=2m6s)

All: We got all the ways to be
Backup students: Hey hey hey hey)
The Four: W-i-c-k-e-d
Jack: Let's goooooooo
All: We got all the ways to be
Backup students: Hey hey hey hey
W-i-c-k-e-d
Casey: (Ye-ah)

The Rainbows finally managed to reach the field, where they were flabbergasted to find nearly the entire student populace, and even Principal Celestia and Luna oddly enough, dancing to the "Four's" song.

"Get the instruments, girls. I have an idea," Sunset said.

All but Casey: Long live havin' some fun (Casey: havin' some fun)
All: We take what we want
There's so many ways to be wicked
All but Casey: With us evil lives on (Casey: evil lives on)
The right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked

"We've got them, now what?" Rainbow asked.

"Set them up over here, we just need to counteract their song's effects after they finish," Sunset ordered.

All: Cruel and unusual
We're taking control
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us evil lives on the right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked

All: Hey, hey, hey
We got all the ways to be
W-i-c-k-e-d
We got all the ways to be
W-i-c-k-e-d
We got all the ways to be
W-i-c-k-e-d
We got all the ways to be
Beck: So many ways to be wicked

Yeah, I'm gonna end it here. Sue me. I THOUGHT about writing an ending, but then I thought, "Naaaaa, just have CJ or Stardust do it, they'll probably think of something way better. Plus, this thing was about the song anyway and now that the songs done, I'm done. So, CJ and Stardust, wanna add an ending to this. Well, the comments section's waiting.

Anyway, that's all from me. See ya!! Wanna watch the full video of the song from Decendants 2? Click the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU0DhAlYCyI

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