READ THIS STORY · 11:56pm Jan 29th, 2018
So.... this'll probably be the first of many shameless story advertisements I'm going to do. Why? I don't know, I need to do SOMETHING with this blog.
So.... "Her Royal Morning Coffee"
Link here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/368869/her-royal-morning-coffee
Basically, it's about this coffee shop owner named Dry Roast, life's pretty normal for him in Ponyville, except for one thing. For reason's unknown, Twilight Sparkle (somehow) sleepwalks to his store on an almost nightly basis, orders coffee and then proceed to suck face with the stallion till there's no tomorrow, then just goes back to the castle, none the wiser. Once the town finds out about this, Dry Roast's life gets a whole lot crazier and just straight-up insane. From Princesses randomly showing up, to betting pools, to Dry Roast's doomed optimism or paranoia, this story is just one funny moment after another. It updates on a consistent basis every morning at around 9AM EST.
(Special Message to people I know will see this: Hey Stardust, Casey, thoughts on Dry Roast?)