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The Phantom Joker


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Oct
23rd
2017

Coming Eventually: Somepony Better Call 911! · 1:06am Oct 23rd, 2017

Joker here. You know, with the Flash getting into its stride and being so popular and all, I've noticed a severe lack of any Rogues in Equestria stories. Well, I'm aiming to fix that. Two brothers and a sister decided to go to a convention as Captain Cold, Heatwave, and Golden Glider. Problem is, they need to find the cold, heat, and gold guns at a decent price. While shopping on ebay, they come across a sweet deal: all three guns, with designs from the show, for only $42. They buy the guns, which arrive the next day... Sunday.

Three guesses what happens next.

Now, this version of the Rogues basically does whatever they want, whenever they want. Sure, they can be the heroes if they want, but if they're not up to it, tough luck. Also, if they feel like stealing something, they'll just do it. This doesn't sit too well with the Princesses, of course, or the Mane 6 and Starlight.

Thoughts? Suggestions?

Comments ( 3 )

That sounds interesting! I wonder what will happen to them with the guns? :rainbow derp:


1. They find out the guns are fake and do not have any ammo. :ajsmug:

2. They accidentally shoot themselves and/or their house. :trixieshiftright:

3. They conquer Equestria in bloody murder, THEN accidentally shoot themselves. :facehoof::moustache::trollestia:

4705569
1. Pretty sure those guns don't run on ammo. And no.
2.Nope.
3. Well, there is gonna be a comedy tag, and with guns like theirs, there's bound to be some mishaps. But still, no.

4705582
XD, I tried my best! ;3P :derpytongue2:

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