Have some sass samples from my upcoming fic! · 3:02am Aug 25th, 2017
Personally, I don't have very much experience in sassing others. Trolling and just generally messing with them, yes, but sassing them out of pure annoyance? I may need some help.
Rarity's sassing below the break.
Rarity snorted, composing herself. "Oh, darling," she began, "I'd looooove to try..."
"Why thank you, Miss--"
"TO SEE YOU EAT ONE!" she screamed, flipping the tray of cheese into the salespony's face.
Rarity grunted in approval, and stormed off, eager to seclude herself within Canterlot Castle.
Eh, needs more Aloof.
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How so?