I present to you our newest ruler.

All hail her majesty.......

The Queen Chicken!!!!!

Bow before her, lest her subjects peck you mercilessly.

Comments

[Thepervertedeye]

arise chicken

[DeltaXeno1138]

4642277 The only one the Queen bows to is Ultra Mega Chicken

[Mkchief34]

don't be chicken in hailing the chicken, or you'll crack like an egg.

[rikusorasephiroth]

Where's her horn? XD

[DeltaXeno1138]

4642846 The Queen Chicken don't need no stinkin horn

[rikusorasephiroth]

4642901
LIES!!!
This is Equestria!!!
EVERY pony ruler needs a horn!
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It must be hidden under the hat.

[DeltaXeno1138]

4642913 Speak not the secret truth!!!!

Tis a closely guarded secret. The horn is hidden in the beak of the royal hat. It is hidden so the SJW's won't get up in arms about a lack of diversity in Equestria's royals. Yes, there is the wingless Blueblood, but no one counts him because of his douchiness. Keep this knowledge secret. Keep it safe!

[rikusorasephiroth]

4642931
*Vincent Price evil laugh*

Yes. Now that I know the truth, I can prepare my weapons. Prepare my armies! PREPARE MY-
*unintelligible radio garble*
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Never mind then. Apparently my armies are off until next Tuesday because someone tried to flush a grenade down the toilet.

[DeltaXeno1138]

4642995 armies these days. don't make em like they used to.