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  • Tuesday
    I Miss This

    I do. I just wanted to say. I'm trying to get back in, but focus is hard and time is limited.

    Probably best to post things when I finish them, anyway.

    6 comments · 37 views
  • 12 weeks
    Conlang Ponish

    Has anyone ever done a conlang workup of Ponish? It doesn't have to be GOOD but I could really use some idea what it might sound like to a non-Ponish speaker. I'm a novice conlanger and I COULD go down that rabbit hole, but it's probably not an effective use of my time.

    It's an effective use of someone else's time, tho. :ajsmug:

    Any help is appreciated.

    6 comments · 92 views
  • 36 weeks
    Getting Some of My Mojo Back

    Not sure what I'm going to do with it. Doing a lot of furry art and comics right now on Furaffinity, and my normie erotica is still what keeps the lights on.

    Miss horse butts and horse drama tho. And I have SO many unfinished fanfics.

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    3 comments · 140 views
  • 40 weeks
    This Past Year Has Sucked

    And it's still ongoing. There are some things you want to do, something things you have to do for loyalty, and some things you have to do for survival. If there's an afterlife, I hope I can just write and draw and put things in a library when I'm done with them. It doesn't matter if anyone but God sees them. I want to make things forever without being interrupted by the needs of life.

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    3 comments · 125 views
  • 48 weeks
    This is Tremendously Important

    Brave new world, that has such thestrals in it.

    5 comments · 138 views
Aug
9th
2017

Original Fic is INSANELY HARD · 7:51pm Aug 9th, 2017

I just decided to severely cut the scope of the original novel I've been working on, and... man, I've been so stressed all summer, and it LIFTED, just like this.

I don't know. I want to be good and make STUNNING ORIGNAL fiction, but I just whammed out 1600 words of dumb futa incest clop in an HOUR. And a bit more, since. My original novel is good, but... Ah, it's good to be back. One day I'm sure I'll be able to get original fiction out as naturally and freely as I pump out horny pony porn. But that day has not yet come.

And but so probably new stuff up next week, if circumstances my brain co-operate.

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futa incest clop

And here comes the featured box. :derpytongue2:

Seriously though, you can do it! :twilightsmile:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Your own expectations for yourself are your greatest obstacle. I know that feeling all too well, you want it to be good, great, you wanna knock 'em dead!

Well, you can always edit it later... :B

Mmmmmmmm, horny pony porn.

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Yeah, probably. I mean, that's my record, for sure.

Structure and genre conventions give me ulcers. Bronies are easy. They like Twilight and Celestia; they don't like Toola Roola or Frazzle Rock (not that that stops me). Other than that you can pretty much go crazy. Esp. because FiMfic is a site that's really good at getting eyeballs on new stories.

Original fic? God, there are so many sub-genres! So many rules! So few ways to get it seen. *sweatdrops*

Well. Anyway. Eventually I'll figure it out. Either that or I'll die of old age and won't have to worry if anybody likes my stories any more. :trollestia:

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Hey, it's fun and easy to write, and people like it! Writing it is a good way to unwind. :ajsmug:

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Thanks!

I'm getting to like futa a lot. I resisted, but... well. I'm kind of old fashioned. Chivalrous. I believe a stallion should treat a mare with gentleness and respect. :eeyup: Which is good manners, but maybe not the best for porn. Mares with dicks, though? They can just go to town on each other. :rainbowwild:

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