• Member Since 16th May, 2013
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I'm a gay nutjob that writes whatever weird ideas come to his head. I like M/M ships, odd pairings, zombies, and drinking. I also hope to be a contestant on Survivor one day.

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  • Tuesday
    Early December Updates

    Okay, I know this is a bit early, but I wanted to bring you guys up to speed about two important things happening soon:

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  • Tuesday
    Well, Tumblr is officially being run by idiots.

    I mean, I knew that for a while, but today the site REALLY took a huge shit on most of the people who use it. On December 17th, Tumblr is planning to remove and ban all 18+ adult content. So because of that, a LOT of NSFW artists and writers are gonna lost a shit-ton of publicity and revanue. Even though I can't say I use Tumblr that much to advertise my stories, I can safely say that it's

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  • 1 week
    The Patreon Poll results are in!

    For my November, I held an open poll to determine which kinks will be included in my upcoming December story. And after getting 68 total votes (damn, so close~), I think the top 4 entries will work together for the story brewing in my head:

    1.) public use (11 votes)
    2.) male pregnancy/impregnation AND brainwashing (both got 10 votes)
    3.) bondage (9 votes)

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  • 1 week
    Since I do so many story sequels, I want to ask...

    If I were to combine two of my stories into a crossover sequel, which ones do you think would be the most feasible/popular?

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  • 1 week
    My Patreon Kink-Based Poll -- Update

    Welp, THIS was an active weekend! Ever since I posted my Patreon Fetish poll a few days ago, I've gotten FIFTY votes so far! There's still a lot of time left until the poll ends on December 1st, so it's still anybody's guess which kinks will win the poll at the end. But until then, here's a small snippet of what the ranks are so far:

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Commission Update · 7:46am Jul 25th, 2017

Well, it seems that I've hit a bit of a creative slump when it comes to what I should write next. I have several ideas that I wouldn't mind doing (next SlutSpike chapter, a Leaving the Mic On sequel, a Cadance being cucked oneshot, etc.), but I'm seriously lacking the motivation to really open my GoogleDocs and write something down. So in an attempt to get myself back on track, I'm wanting to try taking commissions again.

Granted, I've gotten a few requests before, but those were when I was busy with other chapters/projects. But now in this brief slump of mine, I wanted to update my commission info in case anyone was wanting to use my talents for their own weird kinks.

Also, I wanted to make this announcement because I'm raising the price for my work. It's now $7 per thousand words instead of $6, although prices can very depending on content/length. Plus, that's still pretty cheap compared to other commission writers on this site.

So with that being said, if you have some spare cash and wanna help get me back in the proper writing mojo, feel free to PM me with what you want to see (as well as contact info if you can, like Skype or Discord). Just note the kind of content I refuse to write about, which I have listed on my user page. I'm also going to ask for oneshot ideas only. Not multi-chapter epics involving a gazillion OCs and weird-ass adventure subplots. Action/adventure is not my thing.

Okay, that's about it! Hopefully taking a story or two can help jump-start my writing mood and get me back on track. Plus, I wouldn't mind getting a little extra cash since I spent over $500 a few weeks ago fixing my car. So give me some cash and I'll give you some smut (or whatever it is you're willing to pay for).

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