Have a potato. · 3:17am Jul 19th, 2017
From a comment I posted earlier today:
Super Hypersynthetic Megasonic Advanced Transdimensional Potatertottertato Tomato Tornado Brotato of the Darkened Realms of Beyond and Yonder past the Rainbow of Forbidden Souls of Corndom.
His name is Bobtato, and wields the Everlasting Blade of Epic Awesomeness, of which has been passed down throughout many generations, tracing back to his great, great, great grandfather, who had slain his mortal enemy with that very weapon.
To this day, the blood of the FacePuncher stains the blade a bright crimson red. Bobtato despised that color. He personally preferred the down-to-earth browns and yellows that his starchy body consisted of. And green. He liked lime jello, so that was a thing.
Bobtato was the master of the fries, the king of the hash browns, and the devourer of ketchup.
He has but a single friend; Soup-Man, the guy from the alleyway who's always got a can of good ol' chicken noodle no matter what time it is. He isn't special in any way. No abilities, no family, nothing but Bobtato and his soup.
But no hero is without a sidekick... Enter The Incredibly Gigantic HoloFaced Behemoth of Gargantuan Proportions. Just like his buddy Bobtato, he too is of the Tuber clan.
The two, along with Soup-Man, went on amazing adventures throughout the multiverse, traversing beyond not only reality, but imagination itself.
If you can’t tell, I’m bored. As usual. 
https://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust2/
See how much time you can waste on this.
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Geez, it’s been an hour.
Well that was...something