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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jun
24th
2017

Life decisions · 12:15am Jun 24th, 2017

You know, I kinda wanna go to college and become a plumber.

I mean, if you gonna mess with filth, might as well become Flithy RIIIIIIIIIIIICH~!

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is this a joke about Filthy Rich qualifying as a plumber for braving Spoiled Rich's fouled holes?

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Unfortunately he hasn't gotten much action lately, she's usually in another castle.

No really, I think I'm seriously considering plumbing.

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