Jun
3rd
2017

warhammer 40k ghazghkull mag uruk thraka displaced idea · 10:34pm Jun 3rd, 2017

"Oh hello there, I think you know the drill.
They thought 'cosplay sound fun why not try it.'
They meet the merchant (to be fair there is another merchant besides him.)
And they get displaced.

But I read about all the displaced to know what to do and not to do, so where I saw the merchant at comic con floor, I just avoid him like the fucking plague...And yet, as you can tell from reading this, you know what happened to me and no, the merchant did not use his silver tongue on me. I choose become displaced...why?...well, let me explain.

It all started at comic con, (Of Course) and it was my 6 or 7 time cosplaying. In previous years, I've cosplayed the different factions from Warhammer 40k like the Necrons, Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines, Imperial Guard, etc.. But this time I when as one of my favorites, Da Orks. I mean, how can you not love these bastards? They can turn anything into a weapon, they even made a pipe into a gun by just being convinced it is. but enough ass kissing lets' move on. Walking around the floor as Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, the biggest as bosses Orks of them all, I saw the merchant talking to two people as The Junkers from Overwatch. He gave the two their main weapons, the meat hook, and the grenade launcher. Then within a snap, they disappeared from existence and no one noticed, excepted me, and the merchant. 'I guess it's my turn now.'


Edited by: My younger sister

Comments ( 35 )

Oooooo I like the idea :pinkiehappy:

4557574 ok I have the Urge to make an evil sunz story idea

4557907 Not a bad idea :pinkiehappy:
Orkz is da biggest an da strongest!

4557929
ty boss

here the Locations and here the warboss

4557941 One I find that area oddly fitting :rainbowlaugh: and I love the warboss :twilightsmile:

4557944 Yeah he is known as Warboss Zhardsnark, "Da Rippa" and mounted on his Warbike, "Da Beast" and he's lore is "Zhardsnark is a grizzled veteran of numerous warzones and countless battles, not only against the forces of the Imperium of Man, but other xenos races and his own kind. Zhardsnark was one of the more experienced and powerful Ork Warbosses on the world of Kastorel-Novem at the time of the Imperial raid on that world, and his large Evil Sunz warband was in the thick of the fighting. For an Ork Warboss he is lightly armoured, a trait of the Evil Sunz bikers, who prefer speed and mobility over armoured protection. Zhardsnark's sobriquet refers to his personal weapon of choice, "da Rippa." It is a cutom-built, gauntlet-mounted, armoured buzzsaw. This Warboss' favorite combat tactic is to hack at the enemy with "da Rippa" while making high speed drive-bys on his large, fully-customised, half-tracked Warbike, called "da Beast."

4557953 I'm a fan :rainbowderp: Do it!!!!! :flutterrage:

4557957 Ok should I do it like this "Hi I'm displaced" or make him like a myths and legends monsters story like "beware of the fast daemon"?

4558015 I would personally like to see the Beware the beast of green, with hand of roaring carnal death, and mount of flames and black smoke.

4558015 But do what you feel is right :pinkiesmile:

4558019
4558021 Ty and I am going with "the Beware the beast of green, with the hand of roaring carnal death, and the mount of flames and black smoke."

4558030 Cool :pinkiecrazy: Starting with a third person perspective about rumors of this monstrosity riding through the desert, carving up bandits (if he's good) or caravans (if he's evil) would be an awesome way to introduce him even before you get to the Oi! Ah'm da Boss! bits

4558040 Well awesome, can't wait to read it :twilightsmile: I'm currently plugging away at my second chapter of I am Become Death

4558052 Unfortunately there's a bit of an info dump in the beginning that I wanted to get out of the way

4558054 "Saddle Arabia......for so many years there been a rumor of a beast of green. fast as lightning, loud as thunder and using a hand of roaring carnal death, and a mount of flames and black smoke. no pony know why it here but Beware the beast of green."

(that all I have and what do you think of it?)

4558173 I like it although I think you may have used one too many ands :rainbowlaugh:

4558180 Yeah sorry and I have a lot idea I want to turn into story but i can't

4558189 I know the feeling :rainbowlaugh:

4558204 I'll be sure to give it a read :twilightsmile:

4558208 what do you think of it?

4558287 Sorry I haven't read it yet :twilightblush: Still writing :rainbowlaugh: It's taking longer than I thought it would

4558303 I'll send you a message when I read it :pinkiesmile:

4558340 2nd chaptesr's done. Now I can read stuff :yay:

So I read it. It's pretty good, there's some grammar and spelling mistakes but overall I like it :twilightsmile:

I died at the “Of Course” meme reference.

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