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So's I'm trying to get enough words of that HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH parody/homage thing done so that I can hit the thousand word mark and get it posted on this site.
This is what I have for chapter 3/chapter 1 (all the chapters are titled "chapter 1" and the second chapter is just a picture of an armadillo):
Pinkie awoke in a room full of talking horses. Their jaws moved up and down, and sound burst forth from their tender throats, but she only heard the succulent words of one.
His green hooves had once pranced on shamrocks, and his short stature had allowed him to perform cunnilingus on a mare without needing to bend over even slightly, not that he'd ever gotten the opportunity. Most mares were put off by his peg leg. That was, most mares were put off by the perpetual eructation of lasers flowing from the once-proud stump of his third leg. But if he wanted to, he totally could.
An adumbration clouded Pinkie's thoughts. She only heard the words of Larry:
"There once was a lepercorn named Larry,
"Whose friend Pinkie Pie was so merry,
"So he gave her some hugs,
"Motorboated her jugs,
"And then everyone contracted leprosy."
The lepercorn's leprous limerick set aflame their peripheral nerves and the mucosa of their upper respiratory tract, as was his special talent. Celestia had blessed him as a wee foal, tasked him to bring the divine gift of leprosy to every man, woman and child.
He was a lepercorn of the lord.
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Have you ever read HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? If not, you really should! It's a great example of absurdist humour. Link here.
Anyway, I'm just trying to give it proper homage. That PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP story wasn't any good at all, and whoever wrote it seemed to miss the point of why the original was so great.
Yeeeeeeah...
Not my bag. Now, if you want to talk about self-defence against fresh fruit, I'm all ears.
-Scott
WHAT IN THE HELL
now you're doin' it right :V
I'm... Excited. Yes. Very. Excited.
you need help man
you need some reeeeeeaaalll help.