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Sessalisk


Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

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  • 581 weeks
    The politics of animal tropes

    I've just reread Rudyard Kipling's Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.

    Now, Lord, don't get me wrong. I LOVED that story as a kid. I was rooting for the plucky young mongoose all the way. I WAS the mongoose! I'd punch out asshole cobras in my sleep if I could. Reading it as an adult, however, lets a lot of really troubling implications come to light.

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  • 595 weeks
    Cum Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc

    Cum Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc


    When Event A occurs, Event B will also always occur, therefore Event A causes Event B.

    Example A:

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  • 595 weeks
    Argument from Antiquity and Appeal to Novelty

    Argument from Antiquity


    We have done A in the past, therefore we should always do A.




    Example A:
    Ida Praposar: I'm going to attempt to grow some genetically modified potatoes. They're cow-shaped when mature!
    Lojika McPhallussy: No one has ever attempted such a thing in the past. It's never going to work.

    Example B:

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  • 595 weeks
    Appeal to Authority

    Appeal to Authority

    Authority X believes in A, therefore A must be true.



    Example A:
    Ida Praposar: I'm going to take a flight across the ocean from California to China. I've always been a bit nervous of flying over large bodies of water, since I'm always afraid that the plane will fall in and I'll drown.

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  • 596 weeks
    Guilt by Association

    Guilt by Association

    Person X supports/does A and if you support/do A you're just like Person X, therefore you should not support/do A.


    Example A:
    Ida Praposar: I would like to enroll my son in a seminary.
    Lojika McPhallussy: Stalin attended a seminary as a child. Aren't you afraid your son will turn out like Stalin if he's put in one?

    Example B:

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Oct
5th
2012

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So's I'm trying to get enough words of that HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH parody/homage thing done so that I can hit the thousand word mark and get it posted on this site.

This is what I have for chapter 3/chapter 1 (all the chapters are titled "chapter 1" and the second chapter is just a picture of an armadillo):

Pinkie awoke in a room full of talking horses. Their jaws moved up and down, and sound burst forth from their tender throats, but she only heard the succulent words of one.

His green hooves had once pranced on shamrocks, and his short stature had allowed him to perform cunnilingus on a mare without needing to bend over even slightly, not that he'd ever gotten the opportunity. Most mares were put off by his peg leg. That was, most mares were put off by the perpetual eructation of lasers flowing from the once-proud stump of his third leg. But if he wanted to, he totally could.

An adumbration clouded Pinkie's thoughts. She only heard the words of Larry:

"There once was a lepercorn named Larry,
"Whose friend Pinkie Pie was so merry,
"So he gave her some hugs,
"Motorboated her jugs,
"And then everyone contracted leprosy."

The lepercorn's leprous limerick set aflame their peripheral nerves and the mucosa of their upper respiratory tract, as was his special talent. Celestia had blessed him as a wee foal, tasked him to bring the divine gift of leprosy to every man, woman and child.

He was a lepercorn of the lord.

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Comments ( 6 )

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Have you ever read HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? If not, you really should! It's a great example of absurdist humour. Link here.

Anyway, I'm just trying to give it proper homage. That PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP story wasn't any good at all, and whoever wrote it seemed to miss the point of why the original was so great.

Yeeeeeeah...

Not my bag. Now, if you want to talk about self-defence against fresh fruit, I'm all ears.

-Scott

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WHAT IN THE HELL

now you're doin' it right :V

:rainbowhuh:

I'm... Excited. Yes. Very. Excited.

you need help man :applejackunsure:

you need some reeeeeeaaalll help.

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