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The Grey Pegasus


Pony stuff author since 2012. Writes supposedly good stuff. Still haven't made a break. Still persistent. Probably highly unlucky. Or hated by the universe. Either determined or insane. Or both.

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May
29th
2017

[Warning- Minor current political stuff] Humor- So I'm going through Season 4 as I write Another Displaced Human Dilemma... · 4:49am May 29th, 2017

So here's a short description of an interaction between two, given their initials:

[Narcissistic, bossy, manipulative, takes-credit-from-others] DT does not care about letting [willingly-dragged-along, stepped-on, yes-man companion] SS get the chance to meet a famous figure.


So, as the title says, I'm going through Season 4 in my journey in Another Displaced Human Dilemma, and a lot of that involves going through the episode transcripts. The transcripts are great because it just converts the episode into text straight away, and I can just pick and edit whatever parts I choose at will.

Basically, I'm going back through Season 4 not by watching it, but basically by reading through it. I've now reached S4E15 Twilight Time, and in it is this scene:

The dialogue in this scene goes as follows:

Diamond Tiara: Yoo-hoo! Gather 'round! It's time!
Crowd of other schoolkids: [various intrigued noises]
Diamond Tiara: As you all know, I had promised to put on an amazing, first-time-ever acrobatic display for you all today!
Crowd: [cheering]
Diamond Tiara: I know, it's so exciting. But I'm tired.
Crowd: Awww...
Diamond Tiara: But I did not wish to disappoint you all, so I brought my butler Randolph to do them for me.
[Old butler performs acrobatics and stuff.]
Foals: [cheering]
Silver Spoon: That was amazing, Diamond Tiara.
Diamond Tiara: I know. I don't know how I do it.
Apple Bloom: I can't believe she gets so much attention without even really doing anything!
Scootaloo: She's using somepony else to build herself up, and without even putting any effort to learn her own skills like we do!


Diamond Tiara: D-did you say Princess Twilight?! You hang out with her all the time? For real?
Apple Bloom: More like just once a week.
Scootaloo: She helps us learn cool new stuff to do! That we actually do ourselves!
Diamond Tiara: You must bring me along next time you go!
Silver Spoon: Bring us along!
Diamond Tiara: I mean, we used to see her around town all the time, and I thought, "whatever"...
Silver Spoon: Me too. I thought that.
Diamond Tiara: But now she's a princess, which makes her totally awesome!
Silver Spoon: Plus, she has wings.
Diamond Tiara: And she's an alicorn. So can I–
Silver Spoon: We!
Diamond Tiara: –go?

This post will be much funnier if you keep up with recent news concerning America's very special president and his adventure abroad. This post makes no political statements, but instead, just a simple observation based off of events.

And this episode came out three years ago. Yeah, it's not exactly identical scenarios, but it's close enough.

Oh, Diamond Trump and Silver Spicer. At least Diamond Tiara got redeemed in Season 5.

This post is so terrible, but I just couldn't help myself.

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