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MidnightDancer


"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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  • 178 weeks
    I'm the worst :D

    I know! Terrible.

    Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.

    Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.

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    17 comments · 359 views
  • 199 weeks
    yo

    whaddup tho

    32 comments · 354 views
  • 248 weeks
    marrieddancer

    wheeeeeeeeeeew

    the wedding was a fucking blast, actually

    Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming

    and Sicily for the honeymoon was just

    my god

    perfection

    14 comments · 384 views
  • 250 weeks
    Oh hey

    Wow, been a hot minute, eh?

    I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.

    We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.

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    15 comments · 480 views
  • 304 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

    So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)

    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

    18 comments · 406 views
Oct
3rd
2012

crying laughing right now · 11:42pm Oct 3rd, 2012

[7:31:50 PM] Midnight Dancer: [7:31 PM] ScreenedPlum:

<<< Try cycling up and down hills 4 times a day

i would like to watch
[7:31:52 PM] Axel_Nyan: Dat Ad.
[7:31:53 PM] Madgod Pim: I GO SQUASHING EVERY WEEK
[7:31:58 PM] ScreenedPlum: I play squash too
[7:32:01 PM] ScreenedPlum: I paintball
[7:32:03 PM] ScreenedPlum: I cycle
[7:32:07 PM] Madgod Pim: I WANNA PAINTBALL
[7:32:08 PM] ScreenedPlum: I hillwalk
[7:32:09 PM] Midnight Dancer: you go squashing everywhere you go pim
[7:32:13 PM] Sierra: LOL
[7:32:14 PM] ScreenedPlum: ScreenedPlum lels
[7:32:17 PM] Axel_Nyan: LOL
[7:32:18 PM] The Commander: lal
[7:32:18 PM] Sierra: LOLOLOL
[7:32:21 PM] Madgod Pim: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHORE
[7:32:23 PM] The Commander: LALALAAAL
[7:32:27 PM] ScreenedPlum: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
[7:32:31 PM] ScreenedPlum: OH NO HE DI'NT
[7:32:31 PM] Midnight Dancer: ahahahha
[7:32:32 PM] Axel_Nyan: Axel_Nyan actually fell on the floor, laughing at that Dancer.
[7:32:32 PM] The Commander: SNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAP
[7:32:32 PM] Sierra: On 04/10/2012, at 00:32, Madgod Pim wrote:
> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHORE
Uncalled for...
[7:32:42 PM] Midnight Dancer: i have tears
[7:32:45 PM] The Commander: Its the fat way of living
[7:32:47 PM] Midnight Dancer: tears of laughter
[7:32:48 PM] ScreenedPlum: OH, YOU DID NOT JUS SAY THAT, NUH-UH
[7:32:48 PM] The Commander: Uncalled
[7:32:49 PM] Madgod Pim: SHUT THE FUCK UP
[7:32:52 PM] Madgod Pim: EVERYONE
[7:32:54 PM] Madgod Pim: NOW
[7:32:58 PM] Madgod Pim: NO AXEL
[7:33:01 PM] Axel_Nyan: [7:32 PM] The Commander:

<<< Its the fat way of livingI am now in retarded silent seal mode.
[7:33:04 PM] Sierra: So Pim, fatness runs in your family?
[7:33:05 PM] Midnight Dancer: yes lets be quiet
[7:33:09 PM] ScreenedPlum: HEY MAN YOU AIN'T THE BOSS O ME, NUH UH
[7:33:10 PM] Axel_Nyan: Yes, Pim?
[7:33:12 PM] Madgod Pim: FUCK ALL YOU GUYS
[7:33:13 PM] Midnight Dancer: a moment of silence for all of Belgium's waffles.
[7:33:15 PM] *** Madgod Pim has left ***
[7:33:18 PM] ScreenedPlum: WOW
[7:33:18 PM] Sierra: Lol, no-one runs in your family.
[7:33:19 PM] The Commander: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[7:33:20 PM] ScreenedPlum: LEL
[7:33:21 PM] Axel_Nyan: And he raged.
[7:33:21 PM] Midnight Dancer: HAHAHAHAHHA
[7:33:23 PM] ScreenedPlum: hahahahahahaha
[7:33:24 PM] The Commander: LALALALALA
[7:33:26 PM] Sierra: RAGEQUIT
[7:33:28 PM] The Commander: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[7:33:29 PM] ScreenedPlum: ScreenedPlum is in pain
[7:33:33 PM] ScreenedPlum: MY SIDES
[7:33:33 PM] The Commander: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[7:33:36 PM] The Commander: OH GOD
[7:33:38 PM] The Commander: HAHAHAHAHA
[7:33:39 PM] Midnight Dancer: [7:33 PM] Madgod Pim:

<<< NOW ADD ME BACK
DRAMATIC FAILURE
OF
MINE
[7:33:41 PM] Midnight Dancer: ahahahhaha
[7:33:44 PM] ScreenedPlum: AHAHAHAHAHA
[7:33:46 PM] Axel_Nyan: Axel_Nyan has cramps. These cramps are not fun. But their reason is.
[7:33:48 PM] ScreenedPlum: WOOOW
[7:33:48 PM] The Commander: HAHAHAHA
[7:33:50 PM] The Commander: HAHAHAHAHA
[7:33:53 PM] ScreenedPlum: MY SIDES
[7:33:54 PM] ScreenedPlum: I CAN'T
[7:33:54 PM] The Commander: OH GOD
[7:33:59 PM] The Commander: JESUS CHRIST
[7:34:02 PM] ScreenedPlum: OH SWEET BABY JESUS
[7:34:02 PM] *** Midnight Dancer added Madgod Pim ***
[7:34:03 PM] Sierra: I almost spat my tea all over the monitor.
[7:34:05 PM] ScreenedPlum: AHAHAHA
[7:34:08 PM] The Commander: SUUUUPP PIIIIIMMM
[7:34:10 PM] Midnight Dancer: i am dying here
[7:34:15 PM] Axel_Nyan: So who else here is in retarded silent seal mode of laughing?
[7:34:17 PM] ScreenedPlum: ScreenedPlum is dead
[7:34:23 PM] Sierra: I'm in retarded hyena mode
[7:34:23 PM] Midnight Dancer: my son woke up and is angry asking me what is so funny
[7:34:25 PM] ScreenedPlum: RIP ME
[7:34:30 PM] The Commander: HAHAHAHA
[7:34:32 PM] Axel_Nyan: XD
[7:34:33 PM] ScreenedPlum: oh wow dancer
[7:34:39 PM] ScreenedPlum: ahahaha
[7:34:51 PM] Midnight Dancer: Midnight Dancer copies and pastes all this to a blog
[7:34:52 PM] Sierra: Tell him a fat Belgian invaded the chat
[7:34:57 PM] Axel_Nyan: Welp, you guys owe me a trip to the hospital for a new set of lungs.
[7:35:00 PM] ScreenedPlum: DO IT
[7:35:00 PM] Axel_Nyan: HAHAHAHAHA
[7:35:00 PM] Midnight Dancer: HE'S LAUGHING
[7:35:01 PM] The Commander: With all of his waffles
[7:35:05 PM] The Commander: HAHAHAHAHA
[7:35:14 PM] The Commander: PIM
[7:35:18 PM] The Commander: CHILDREN LAUGH AT YOU
[7:35:19 PM] Sierra: I JUST SPRAYED TEA OVER MY KEYBOARD
[7:35:20 PM] Midnight Dancer: oh god
[7:35:21 PM] ScreenedPlum: This is beautiful
[7:35:21 PM] Sierra: FUCK
[7:35:29 PM] ScreenedPlum: ScreenedPlum lels at Sierra
[7:35:37 PM] Midnight Dancer: tears down my face
[7:35:37 PM] The Commander: The Commander lals at Sierra
[7:35:51 PM] Axel_Nyan: My god, when did this become "Rip Madgod Pim a new one," hour?
[7:35:53 PM] Sierra: Sierra licks the tea off the keyboard
[7:35:54 PM] Midnight Dancer: now the boy is gonna come back and be all 'whats the matter baby are you okay' and im gonna be all BELGIUMS ARE FATTIES
[7:35:59 PM] ScreenedPlum: eeeewwwwww
[7:36:08 PM] ScreenedPlum: Sierra
[7:36:10 PM] ScreenedPlum: wat
[7:36:18 PM] Sierra: They see Pim rollin, they hatin'
[7:36:18 PM] The Commander: Too many waffles and eclairs
[7:36:25 PM] Axel_Nyan: HAHAHAHA
[7:36:27 PM] The Commander: Its sad really.
[7:36:35 PM] Sierra: I decided to burn some calories the other day.
[7:36:37 PM] Midnight Dancer: Midnight Dancer hunts desperately for her inhaler
[7:36:39 PM] Sierra: I set fire to Pim.
[7:36:44 PM] ScreenedPlum: OH SNAP
[7:36:47 PM] Midnight Dancer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[7:36:52 PM] The Commander: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[7:36:53 PM] Axel_Nyan: HALP!
[7:36:55 PM] Axel_Nyan: HALP!
[7:37:00 PM] ScreenedPlum: LEL
[7:37:03 PM] The Commander: QUICK
[7:37:04 PM] Axel_Nyan: AH KHAN BREEF!
[7:37:06 PM] Sierra: Hey, its just the way he rolls!
[7:37:07 PM | Edited 7:37:15 PM] Axel_Nyan: AH KHAN BREEF@!
[7:37:10 PM] ScreenedPlum: oh wow
[7:37:12 PM] The Commander: GET HIM SOME ICE CREAM
[7:37:24 PM] Midnight Dancer: [7:37 PM] Sierra:

<<< Hey, its just the way he rolls!DOWNHILL
[7:37:29 PM] The Commander: LAL
[7:37:31 PM] Axel_Nyan: LAL!
[7:37:37 PM] ScreenedPlum: oh wow
[7:37:39 PM] ScreenedPlum: my sides
[7:37:41 PM] Axel_Nyan: I blame you guys for my lung problems.
[7:37:42 PM] ScreenedPlum: I'm in pain
[7:37:53 PM] Midnight Dancer: we hurt the ones we love
[7:37:55 PM] Midnight Dancer: let me love you plum
[7:38:00 PM] ScreenedPlum: Kinky
[7:38:02 PM] Midnight Dancer: ;D
[7:38:07 PM] ScreenedPlum: XD
[7:38:12 PM] The Commander: Pim is the lovable fat kid in this story.
[7:38:20 PM] Sierra: Pim's so fat, I suggest he changes his nickname to 'Damn'.
[7:38:25 PM] Axel_Nyan: XD
[7:38:29 PM] ScreenedPlum: Nah
[7:38:31 PM] ScreenedPlum: Should be
[7:38:33 PM] ScreenedPlum: DAYUMMM
[7:38:47 PM] ScreenedPlum: Proper pronunciation
[7:39:09 PM] Axel_Nyan: So, I wonder when Pim is gonna say something.
[7:39:11 PM] Sierra: I found Pim's medical records
[7:39:11 PM] The Commander: But Pim aint black
[7:39:17 PM] The Commander: Oh lord
[7:39:24 PM] Madgod Pim: OKAY
[7:39:26 PM] Axel_Nyan: Prolly's gonna say "I ain't even mad, brah."
[7:39:28 PM] Madgod Pim: SKYPE STOPPED DERPING
[7:39:32 PM] Madgod Pim: SO
[7:39:33 PM] Sierra: His blood type is Deep Fried
[7:39:36 PM] ScreenedPlum: oh lord
[7:39:37 PM] Axel_Nyan: Shore it deed.
[7:39:41 PM] Madgod Pim: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW
[7:39:41 PM] The Commander: YOUR FATNESS BlOCKED THE SIGNAL
[7:39:46 PM] ScreenedPlum: NO
[7:39:48 PM] Madgod Pim: FUCK YOU COMMANDER.
[7:39:48 PM] Axel_Nyan: Nope, he's still in rage mod.
[7:40:00 PM] The Commander: Quite.
[7:40:01 PM] Sierra: Pim, yo so fat you can't even jump to a conclusion
[7:40:07 PM] ScreenedPlum: OH SNAP
[7:40:08 PM] Axel_Nyan: God, we are such dicks.. I LOVE IT
[7:40:11 PM] Axel_Nyan: XD
[7:40:13 PM] The Commander: Oh shit son
[7:40:13 PM] Madgod Pim: NO, MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK FROM FUCKING FACEDESKING
[7:40:17 PM] Madgod Pim: NOT EVEN KIDDING
[7:40:18 PM] The Commander: Oh no he didnt
[7:40:20 PM] Axel_Nyan: AWW SHIT!
[7:40:24 PM] ScreenedPlum: OH SHIT SON
[7:40:37 PM] Madgod Pim: THAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON4T SHUT THE FUCK UP
[7:40:42 PM] Axel_Nyan: (Seriously, when did this become, "Rip on the fat guy" hour?
[7:40:43 PM] Sierra: Pim's so fat, I'm surprised he can fit in the chatroom
[7:40:45 PM] Axel_Nyan: Don4t?
[7:40:47 PM] Axel_Nyan: Donat?
[7:40:50 PM] Madgod Pim: OKLAY
[7:40:52 PM] Madgod Pim: SO
[7:40:55 PM] The Commander: (Its ALWAYS rip on the fat guy hour.)
[7:40:56 PM] Madgod Pim: FUCK ALL OF YOU

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Comments ( 4 )
Luz

Pim's so fat, I'm surprised he can fit in the chatroom

lal

Comment posted by Siaraos deleted Feb 24th, 2013

tl;dr

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