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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Apr
15th
2017

~_!-)) · 5:36pm Apr 15th, 2017

"Okay, let's open up an unposted chapter of Home is for the Weak and see if I can finish it!"

What's the last thing I wrote?

"Here we go again." Nopony theoretically sighed.

...Theoretically sighed? Why did he may or may not have sighed? I mean of course he- well, he will when the chapter is posted, if the chapter- oh.

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*sighs internally*

*sighs outernally*

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That's what the sigh is all about really.

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