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TheMajorTechie


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  • 1 week
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

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  • 1 week
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 2 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 52 views
  • 4 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 67 views
  • 4 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 76 views
Mar
25th
2017

Random Facts #48 · 6:11pm Mar 25th, 2017

Apples contain a very small amount of cyanide in their cores.

Technically, bananas are actually berries.

Pineapples don't grow on trees. They are the trees.

Grapes are the only berries that don't have the word "berry" in their name.

Strawberries aren't actually berries.

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Fact 4 conflicts with Fact 2. :rainbowhuh:

Also, celery "seeds" are actually the fruit of the celery plant.

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Technically.

Not officially. Just technically.

Meanwhile strawberries are classified as berries, have berry in their name, but aren't a "true" berry, due to having their seeds on the outside.

4471706
I was talking about bananas being berries. If that's true, grapes are not the only berries without "berry" in their name. :unsuresweetie:

4471709 :P

I guess you've got a point there.

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:trollestia:

How are you, Major Techie? :pinkiesmile:

4471736 Good. Watching youtube for once without any video freezing. Most people in my area are out on vacation for Spring Break, but I'm still here, so the service is nice and smooth for the first time ever.

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Nice! Smooth internet after major holdups feels really good. What are you watching, if I may ask?

4471740 Whether or not it's possible to use a modern computer with only 1 gb or RAM. Meanwhile behind me my oldest and first computer is chugging along on 64 mb of ram using Google Chrome, which is well known for being a huge memory hog.

4471740 ...And running a Remote Desktop connection from said old computer to my newest one I'm currently watching Youtube on, without any stuttering.

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Right.
You oughta show 'em how it's done! :rainbowlaugh:

4471748 Though, it's been loading the same page for half an hour now. :facehoof:

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:rainbowlaugh: I shouldn't be surprised, but that was pretty funny to read.

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