The Tidings of March

Hola chicos y banditos supremos, and m'ladies of all ages: it is the first day of my favorite month of the year! The coming of spring, the billowing of clouds of pollen, the warming of the weather and so much other things that just make me feel ALIVE (man that is some serious Engrish)!

And since I'm in such a fantastic mood, I am announcing that my special project will be unveiled on March 30, so mark your calendars and get steadily hyped as the month draws to a close. But that's not for another few weeks, so you can still chill and go out and make preparations for spring. As for me, I'm gonna go have some wine and hotdogs before getting back to work. All the best, y'all!