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chillbook1

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

chillbook1 Joined 4th Dec, 2014 · Offline

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  • 38 weeks
    My Good Friend Needs Help

    Hey, gang, I'll keep it brief.

    My good friend Majin Syeekoh needs your help. He set up a GoFundMe, and if you could all help him out a bit, I'd be forever grateful.

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    0 comments · 220 views

  • 39 weeks
    NSFW IGO Poll

    I Get Off is in the works, and in addition to the new chapter update, I would also like to write some straight up lewd shorts. I'm curious as to where would be more appropriate to post those shorts, right here on chillbook1 or on my NSFW alt. So I threw up a poll

    If there's no particular consensus, they'll probably end up on LewdChapter.

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    3 comments · 192 views

  • 40 weeks
    It's Back, And It's Finished

    There was supposed to be more to this, but the guy who set that up... I'm not him anymore. So I wanted to give this story some proper closure even if it meant skipping a bit to the end. Sorry if it's a little sloppy, but I needed to do this.

    Man, it feels good to see this thing marked as complete

    6 comments · 351 views

  • 40 weeks
    Tuesday

    Tuesday?

    Tuesday.

    6 comments · 235 views

  • 67 weeks
    Pulse Check

    Anyone still here?

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    11 comments · 352 views
Feb
12th
2017

Random Advice From Chillbook1... · 2:26am Feb 12th, 2017

Never cook bacon whilst barefoot.

What spurred on that random piece of advice, you ask?

I was cooking bacon whilst barefoot, and a huge gob of scalding acid landed directly onto my foot. And it hurts. A whole f*cking lot.

Don't be like me, kid. Wear shoes while baconing.

Report chillbook1 · 362 views · #IRL #Cooking
Comments ( 3 )
DeltaXeno1138
DeltaXeno1138 #1 · Feb 12th, 2017 · · ·
Reply

Also, not with your shirt off

Who needs sleep
Who needs sleep #2 · Feb 12th, 2017 · · ·
Reply

It might be bad, but be extremely happy it wasn't molten metal.

PrismStrike
PrismStrike #3 · Feb 12th, 2017 · · ·
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never cook bacon without pants on either

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