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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 177 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 243 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 259 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 271 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 297 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Feb
3rd
2017

Toast · 7:18am Feb 3rd, 2017

Unbuttered toast is like a cold grilled cheese sandwich made with cheese sauce without any soup.

Toast buttered with fake butter/margarine/Ihavenotroublebelievingthisisnotbutter/ect is like a warm grilled cheese sandwich with cheap store-brand american cheese and generic canned tomato soup.

Toast buttered with real butter (sweet cream lightly salted) is like a hot grilled cheese sandwich with premium-brand sharp wisconsin cheddar cheese and homemade from-scratch tomato soup.

Point is, whatever you are eating, eat with quality, not a shitty substitute.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2:18_2/3/2017

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Comments ( 3 )

Hot buttery toast with crushed red pepper flakes sprinkled over it is magical.

That is all.

Like words spoken by Gandhi himself. :rainbowlaugh:

4407757 The Gandhi of strange food wisdom.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
7:4_2/3/2017

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