The Search for King Sombra or Adventures in Gameloft's My Little Pony, part 8 - Celestia's Shame! · 4:09pm Jan 22nd, 2017
So, when we here at the Canterlot Cackle (Canterlot's premiere gossip tabloid) witnessed the arrival of Princess Celestia, the upper class breathed a great sigh of relief, knowing she would bring order to what has up to now been a most scandalous state of affairs since the arrival of a certain Shadow King who has been TOO liberally indulging in public displays of the adulterous kind.
Our most illustrious ruler's arrival!
They (and we) should have prepared for the worst!
You know, you can only milk a tabloid scandal so far, and some ponies are determined to find out just how far that too far is. Last year we brought you the sordid story of "King Sombra does every mare in Canterlot" and knowing readers probably want to move on to the next dirty laundry-filled, cheap gossip of the day, we would like to top off that story - at once wrapping it up and bringing you the shocker of all shockers to start off your new year with. We may not be able to top this one in the near future, dear pony readers, but we do guarantee that YOU WILL NEVER FORGET what you are about to see!
Wait, is she presenting herself?!?
checkin' her out from another angle
NICE!
There is literally nothing left to say with this most sordid turn of events other than to follow what events led up to this ultimate humiliation of the Equestrian Elite, read the entire tale from the beginning here. This is the Canterlot Cackle, signing off and as always, in search of more dirt in the fair (and not so innocent land) of Equestria!
Gets her mind out of the gutter. That was still funny when you showed that yesterday. <3
A king who gets the job done.