Longest Reading Time Ever · 2:14am Jan 4th, 2017
Did you know (as of today) that it would take you 9 Years, (487 Weeks) 1Day, 8 hours, 46 minutes to read every Fimfiction story there is? (At 250 Words per Minute, and that's not even including the Mature stuff/ things!)
By the way, in case you didn't know the total current word count is 1,227,599,421
Update: Now 1,227,654,159
(However for me it's more like 583.3333... Words per Minute since I could probably read a 70,000 word book in two hours if I pushed myself really hard and did nothing but that. Or in other words it might take me a minimum of 2,104,456.15 Minutes to finish the book
Or (n even more other words):
35,074.26917 Hours
1461.427882 Days
4.003912006 Years
So basically this is no short term reading thing, for even if you only read every second of every day of every week of every year absorbing as much information as you could, it would still take you many years, and by that point there will be even more words, and you'll have to spend even longer to read them and then by the time that you're done with those words there's even more...
And thus we begin the infinite reading loop paradox.
