Alright, Bitches! Time for a Story!

I was pretty salty about most of the day, but something kind of funny, kind of embarrassing happened!

For the past few days, I lost my lanyard. Without it, I'm locked out of the school. While I was at school yesterday, my mom was kind enough to help me find it. Ultimately, she did, but she also found something else. In the car ride on the way to school, she said, "So, as I went looking through your room, I found a bag of condoms. Are you and ***** having sex?"
I was silent for a good five seconds. She's caught me red handed a few other times, but I still replied with a, "No..."
"If you're not having sex, then why do you have condoms?"
Carefully, I revealed, "They're in case shit happens".
"It's good that you're planning in case shit happens, but you still want to make good choices. Have you and ***** had sex?"
"...No... The most we've done is oral..."
My mom is a sharp woman. I almost told her the truth, but couldn't bring myself to do it. She's already seen me come home with sex hair and now she's found my condoms. I hate lying to her. She lectured me for a little bit too, but I didn't feel like putting that down.

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[thelaidbackguy]

oh...