Oct
14th
2016
Lord Tellis in Fallout Equestria · 9:26pm Oct 14th, 2016
"So, lemme get this straight. When this plant touches you it does some horrible semi-random transformation based on something you said at one point in your life and most of the time the change is horrible enough to outright kill you."
"Yep. We call it Killing Joke."
"That is SO AWESOME! I gotta bring back some of this back home! I bet some of those farmer ponies can grow as much as I want! I wonder if it'll work on daemons."
"It turned Fluttershy into a tree."
".....Bwuh? It kills most creatures it touches but turns her into a tree? Damn that's unpredictable. I love it! This is totally my new vacation home!"
"So, you're saying that the countryside is full of psychotic cannibal murderers who'd sooner gut you than look at you... ponies who are so dedicated to bloodshed and slaughter that they'll start eating their own flesh if you lock them up by themselves... and it's all because of some virus?"
"Well, yes."
"...Huh."
"What?"
"Nothing, just... is Nurgle really allowed to elbow in on our shtick like that?"