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EpicMuttonChops


just a panromantic asexual demiboy writing about ponies. Anon is lazy character writing, and if they're a character, you need to buck up and get creative

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  • 10 weeks
    let's talk about Anon

    i was OVERJOYED to see not a single Anon story on the front page tonight. but some people on this platform seem to think that Anon is a lifesaver for their stories; that Anon is acceptable for a reader stand-in.

    THEY'RE WRONG

    Anon is a plague on the writing community, and a copout. Anon means you're a shit writer, because Anon is LAZY

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  • 231 weeks
    cyberpunk story idea

    ok so i love sci-fi and writing ponies, so i recently decided to write one inspired by Shadowrun (cliche, i know lol)

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  • 232 weeks
    i'm blaming Crackle's Cousin Cosplay for this

    a couple weeks ago, at the cosplay contest at Ponyville Ciderfest, i learned that the judges have a bias toward handmade cosplays (closet cosplays are valid too!) and it motivated me to actually make something that i've had an idea for ever since i watched "Spike At Your Service"

    a functional timberwolf cosplay

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  • 280 weeks
    a lot of people are going to hate me for this

    does anyone remember the 2005 game Still Life? in it, there was a BDSM cult of assassins (simplest definition) that has infiltrated all parts of Chicago society. the 4 symbols of the cult have always stuck out in my mind (Mistress of Pain, Queen of Secrets, Lady Temptation, Baroness of Blood) and i have just now figured out how i can use them

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  • 283 weeks
    i think i've found a niche...

    After some much-appreciated editing and critiquing by Moosetasm and VividSyntax, my newest fic is finally ready to be published!

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Sep
4th
2016

i'm writing...HOW MANY fics now? · 9:29pm Sep 4th, 2016

apart from "Eclipse," which is on hiatus, six.

the biggest project i've ever taken on is "The Crystal War," which has already passed 19K words with chapter 6

the other 5 are:
an Octyscratch darkfic, initially planned to be finished by Nightmare Night this year (2016)
a SoarBurn shipfic (and attempting to be a clopfic) for my friend VividSyntax!
an AU story featuring my OCs Eclipse and Little Angel, and Button Mash
a journalistic fic based on the words from "Lullaby for a Princess"
and finally, a fic describing how i imagine Snails got to be so good at catching things in buckets
^ finished and published! woo!

wish me luck and palatable sentences friends!

P.S. - remember my referencing the Ministry Mares slogans last blog? i believe i was able to summarize them all in one easy phrase:

Be intolerant of intolerance :trixieshiftright:

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