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CountDerpy


She/Her (Trans). Occasional Writer, Storm Chaser, SFM Artist and Former Special Events Staff at Ponyville Ciderfest. PFP by LincolnBrewsterFan.

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  • 56 weeks
    5/8/23 Update

    Hey all,

    The new story will continue here soon. I suffered a moderate head injury about a week ago and I'm still recovering. I have the next parts mostly written but it's slow going currently ao your patience is apprciated.

    Thanks!

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  • 165 weeks
    Wow it's been a long time

    Wow it's been a long time since I've done anything on here besides read stuff. Don't know if it was more because work and family stuff or my new FF XIV addiction.

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  • 242 weeks
    CountDerpy's FimFic Talk's #1: Discord's Plan and Somewhat Theory Ramble (Spoilers)

    Series Finale Spoilers Below

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  • 242 weeks
    The End (Spoilers)

    (Sorry for many typos, I will edit soon. I'm currently still a blubbering, crying mess :raritycry: )
    9 years and 2 days ago, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic aired it's first episode.

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  • 259 weeks
    June 2019 Update

    Hello all!

    So I have an update for everyone here. Life has been a whirlwind these last few months. I got a new job that I absolutely hate and can't get out of, I moved to a new apartment that is apparently now infested with bedbugs from one of my neighbors, and I have been without a laptop for a while until today. Ergo, I haven't had time to plan or write anything here recently.

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Sep
12th
2012

Discord Days: The True Lives of The Fabulous Killmares Sneak Preview · 11:58pm Sep 12th, 2012

Here is a CountDerpy exclusive sneak preview of my upcoming one shot Discord Days: The True Lives of The Fabulous Killmares.


Over thirty years ago today, the human cooperation Better Living Industries (referred to as BL/ind) came to Equestria through a temporal flux that appeared over Canterlot. The scientists and politician that crossed the rift became ponies upon touching the ground. Within days they took over all of Equestrian travel, trade and business. Eventually they took over Equestrian government and ordered the execution of both Princess Celestia and Luna. They ordered all ponies to give into their ways. Those who gave in lost their identities to the bar-code on their necks, the ones who were unsure we're brainwashed by their machines. All those who opposed we're treated as garbage and were executed. They never executed the resisters themselves, they used their brainwashed and nameless families and friends to carry out the deed. Things continued like this until a group of ponies who lived in the wasteland sectors of Equestria banded together in a resistance only known as the Fabulous Killmares.



Pinkie Poison stared up at the dark sky above the Everfree Wastelands. A large DIS/cor-D zeppelin was floating overhead on it's long journey towards Battery City. The sun began to rise in the eastern sky, but it was not by Celestia's hand that the majestic morning came flooding over the lands. The radio kicked to life as Rain Ghoul fumbled with the dials.

"Yo, Pinks, I think I got it." She called out from inside the Shit Wagon, an old Gran Torino that they stole years ago from the BL/ind headquarters. All the paint had faded from the car, which they had rigged to be driven by ponies, except for a white version of Celestia's Cutie Mark which adorned the hood. The radio finally kicked to life from the dead static that haunted most of the stations.

"Look Alive Sunshine"

Pinkie smiled a little bit. DJ Death Defying's monthly broadcast was the one ray of hope in this world of the forgotten and damned. She mouthed the words of her long lost mare friends opening lines

"109 in the Sky
But the Pigs won't quit
Your here with me
DJ Death Defying
I'll be your surgeon
your proctor, your helicopter
Pumping out the slaughtermatic
sounds to keep you alive
A system failure for the masses
Anti-matter for the master plan
Louder than God's revolver
and twice as shiny"

Pinkie began to charge the anti-matter chamber on her AMLr2 as she raised it to the sky. She aimed the barrel just to the right of the zeppelins main engine.



Killmare's Encyclopedia:
AMLr2 ~ Upgraded Anti-Matter Emancipation Laser. Unlimited use laser gun that gathers ammo through a constant charge anti-matter fusion chamber. Firing Range - 2-4 miles depending on charge.


"This one's for all you rock 'n' rollers
All you crash queens and motor babies
Listen up!"

Pinkie began to scream out the last lines as her AMLr2 reached full power.

"The Future Is Bulletproof
The Aftermath Is Secondary
It's time to do it now and
do it loud
Killmares....makes some noise!"

She pulled the trigger and yanked the gun to the right, the shot heading straight towards the armored hull of the zeppelin.

"5.....4.....3.....2.....1" Ghoul called out from the car as she shut the radio down and looked up at the potential bomb floating overhead.

"0" The laser struck the main fusion reactor in the engine and within seconds the zeppelin was engulfed in a ball of fire as it plummeted towards the ground.


Remember this is only a rough draft... this will hopefully be out by Friday and will be accompanied by new chapters of Let The Right Pony In and My Final Destination!

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Comments ( 5 )

Holy shit I want this now, I NEED THIS, I love it, I love this concept, and knowing your excellent writing skills, it's going to be badass

my reaction upon reading this badassery
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:rainbowderp: This...this....:moustache: This is going to be added to my favorites and read later. Sounds very good

:rainbowderp:
~ Timid

Wat...
~ Scare

355253 Hehe thanks! :twilightsheepish:

355517 Huh....? :rainbowhuh:

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