My Pony Rankings · 3:39pm Aug 28th, 2016

I must admit to being one of those bronies,I view them not as ponies but as people. I do not think in terms of a harem. One woman is plenty enough. I would drive myself into the grave trying to give my everything to everyone.

1. Princess Luna (obviously)

Not only because of her majestic blueness or me loving the night, she has a mature, studious side, along with a bad girl streak (third nail in the coffin for my heart) she can also be playful, and bashful (fourth nail in my heart. . . coffin). Princess Luna would be my ideal mate for marriage and to start a family.

2. Fluttershy

Bashful. Check. Nature lover. Check. Adorable. Check. Hidden crazy side. Check. The small amount of time I would spend outside would have to be with Fluttershy. Her timidness and frailty bring out my predator, but knowing her true inner strength and kindness, I would never do anything to hurt her, quite the contrary, I feel this overwhelming urge to protect her.

3. Lyra

Mostly because of the fandom pegging her as "human obsessed". Dig her color, personality, and craziness. Would hang out with her and see what shenanigans we could get into.

4. Rainbow Dash

Dig her brashness and boastful nature, but what I find in common with her would be our loyalty to our friends and her secret nerdiness. Would go to conventions and sports games with her, would not play sports nor compete against her.

5. Minuette/ Colgate

She intrigues me for some reason. Oh, and she's blue. I would like to get to know her better and see if we have anything in common then build from that. First, would come the coffee, then, whether she prefers Colgate or Minuette.

6. Pinkie Pie

More precisely, her alter ego. Dig the craziness and she kinda scares me (and I kinda like that). I would give her all the hugs, only if she wanted. . . and didn't bite. . . too hard.

7. Maud Pie

She talks to inanimate objects and gives them names. I. . . have been known to talk to inanimate objects. . . and give them names. She dreams about being a rock. I have dreamt about being a cell phone. So. . . we got that going for us. Never know when her encyclopedic knowledge of geology will come in handy. And, I could listen to her talk all day.

8. Zecora

Stripey. Exotic.

9. Derpy

Sweet, kind hearted, lovable, huggable. . . muffin lover. What's not to like about Derpy?

10. Sunset Shimmer

Pre-reformation. Oh yeah. She totally hits all my masochist buttons. 10/10 would be her servant. Post-reformation. . . I hope there is still some of that S inside her.