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Malozi


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  • 117 weeks
    So I won't be as active anymore.

    I have some IRL troubles to deal with, I will pop in every once and a while, but if you need to contact me, I can't guarantee that I'll get back to you in a timely manner. I am sorry.

    Long story short; I could potentially lose my home.

    1 comments · 157 views
  • 144 weeks
    So the more I think about it...

    The more I realize I technically met my SO via Fimfic.

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  • 171 weeks
    Dunno why I'm saying this.

    _____So, my birthday was not too long ago. I had a rather relaxing day.
    _____Then my mother messaged me, telling me how much she loved me.
    _____That put me in a real sour and murderous mood. Right ruined my day.

    2 comments · 206 views
  • 232 weeks
    Six years.

    _____Six goddamn years I've been on this site. Well, kind of, I'm posting this early, but only because every other year I forgot to post it on my join date, then told myself I'd do it the next year every year. But, since G... 5, is it? G5 G4 is over, I suppose it's finally time to make this blog post. So. Wow, six years. I'll admit, I'd been aware of the thing

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  • 261 weeks
    And We're Back

    _____For another exciting episode of... blog posts, I guess.
    _____Oh and the move went about as successfully as one could hope for, so I guess there's that, but that's like the least important thing here.

    0 comments · 235 views
Jul
30th
2016

Nobody Move! · 12:50pm Jul 30th, 2016

Nobody do anything! Nobody follow or unfollow me!
...
I have sixty nine followers!



*Laughter of juveniles in background.*
I must savor this moment! I must take a screenshot!
*Does so.*
Okay. Now you're free to do what you want.
Which reminds me! I've been meaning to do this one special thing just for this event and I have had it planned for a while now. Just didn't expect it to happen today. Oh well.
Q&A session! Ask me just about anything within reason! Like, you know... favorite color and shit. I ain't givin' ya mah account infermation.

Edit: Oh, and I suppose I should mention this like in my last blog. The reason why I didn't expect this today is because I'm going to be busy with a wedding today, so I may not get to the questions until tomorrow. In fact, that may work out best for all of us. I can wait for you to all ask questions, then I'll answer zem all inz a blog! Bad accentz all da way!

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Comments ( 23 )

What country do you live in?

Where do babies come from?

What's so special about the number 69?

Just ecause you said so, I'm going to ask - What's your favourite color? (NOT counting black or white, since technically, those are not colors)

4121962

What's so special about the number 69?

4121990

You're kidding?

You mean to say you came to ask the same question, too?:trollestia:

I'm more interested in learning about behbehs.

Aaaah yes...
I remember my 69 th
It was orgasmic

4121990
:raritywink:
4122003
You'll get your answers soon in the next blog I'll be posting!
4121963
As will you!
4122034
Oh... oh I bet it was.
Giggity. :ajsmug:
4122114
:derpytongue2:

Finally, I would like to apologize to all of you for taking so long. It's been five days since I posted this blog and I put it off for reasons. I'll admit, I was distracted. I try to respond to most messages (which I prefer to respond to through my computer unless it's importantish and I need to get to it quickly or if my computer is unavailable to me at that moment) and comments. So I'll use my phone is the situation calls for it. But, the blog to answer any questions that I received will be posted soon.

4121962
4121963
Since you were the only ones who asked questions, I'm just letting you know the blog post is up and can be found here.

have u ever
been to
chernobyl

if
not would you go given
the opportunity

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

4237372
Bout 8 weeks too late bro. But it was nice of you to comment on this regardless.

To answer the question anyway, no. It means I'd have to go outside, and the outside is dirty.

4237398
isnt it fun
to be dirty
tho:raritywink:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

4237407
y not

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

4237414
Because I don't like being covered in dirty, if I can help it. My clothes would get ruined.

4237418
butt isnt
it fun to
sometimes
do stuff you dont normally like to
do

& if thats a problem
y not either take off
your clothes or
put on a pair
specifically for when you
go out to get dirty

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

4237423
I did that as a kid and it was fun. I now have the memories of those experiences. So I'm satisfied with that.

I put on clothes when I know I have to get dirty, like mowing the lawn, or doing other yard work.

4237429
butt theres
so
much more thats out
there
dude

have u ever crawled through
a sewer or
made a fort out of sticks
or snow
or simply rolled in the
grass for
fun

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

4237438
I've actually done all of those things. Except my own stick fort wasn't quite as grand. And it was only up for a day, I believe, before we had to get rid of it. It was in our front lawn after we chopped down a tree.

4237447

we
our
we

r u legion
dude

I've actually done all of those things.

oh u kinky
fgt u
we should make
gingerbread books together sometime
& finish the day w/
some
fisting &
ciggies

have u
ever read the tarnished
silver series
by hamgravy

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

4237464
No, not legion. It was a while ago and my family had participated in the chopping of the tree.

I suppose it's kinky. Also, did you know that 69% of people find something dirty in everything they read?

I'll pass on that stuff.

Never heard of it until I looked it up.

4237473
i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/tmid2wihdrfx5ptu0ion.gif
is this
u

whered
u get
that stat
dude

its an open
ended
invitation:raritywink:
whenever u
feel like
it
dude

i very recommend
much it is
good
also it has
the seccs in
addition to story

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

4237484
No.

Thanks for the offer then, I guess.

I think I vaguely understood that. But I might consider it, if I remember it down the road.

4237496
mmkmmk

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

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