Skype Chatlogs #5: Two-Timing Cookie Monster

[05/06/2016]

[It's an in-joke that Jastrian has something of an "obsession" with Chips Ahoy]

---PMs with Jastrian

[11:33:58 AM] Jastrian: http://tinyurl.com/jgjdyc3
this was the time I got drunk at midwest bronyfest XD
[11:34:16 AM] Jastrian: I was walking on all 4's
[11:34:29 AM] Jastrian: and I threw that derpy on the ground
[11:35:10 AM] Jastrian: was me, sam, sam's gf, blunose, and his gf
[11:35:26 AM] Jastrian: good memories
[11:35:50 AM] Jastrian: I just passed out really hard on the bed like a brick
[11:36:11 AM] ArDee: lol
[11:36:12 AM] Jastrian: and then sam tucked derpy in my blanket XD
[11:36:19 AM] ArDee: haha
[11:36:36 AM] Jastrian: no one will ever forget me being so goofy that night
[11:36:42 AM] ArDee: >Keebler chips deluxe
[11:36:45 AM] ArDee: TRAITOR
[11:36:49 AM] Jastrian: HAHA
[11:36:52 AM] ArDee: TRAAAAAITOOOOORRRRRR
[11:36:58 AM] Jastrian: they are 10x better
[11:36:59 AM] ArDee: i'm telling vt you ass

--- Super Duper Chips Ahoy & Friendship Princess Squad - Seconds Later...

[11:37:11 AM] ArDee: vt
[11:37:19 AM] VinylTastic: aye
[11:37:20 AM] ArDee: jas has been eating Keebler chips deluxe
[11:37:26 AM] ArDee: like the false prophet he is
[11:37:30 AM] VinylTastic: wut
[11:37:35 AM] ArDee: HE BOUGHT THEM HIMSELF
[11:37:44 AM] VinylTastic: How do you know this
[11:37:46 AM] ArDee: [previously linked image]
[11:38:07 AM] Jastrian: shhhh
[11:38:16 AM] ArDee: no I will not 'shhhh'
[11:38:17 AM] Jastrian: and it was a year ago
[11:38:21 AM] ArDee: your debauchery still must be exposed
[11:38:48 AM] Jastrian: but they are so yummy
[11:39:59 AM] ArDee: being faithful to one cookie wasn't good enough for you, huh
[11:40:05 AM] ArDee: you just had to go around mixing it up with other brands
[11:40:25 AM] *** Jastrian throws all his chips ahoy in anger ***
[11:40:30 AM] VinylTastic: How could you do this jas bby
[11:41:04 AM] Jastrian: I just had to move on
[11:41:18 AM] Jastrian: things weren't working out like they used to
[11:41:40 AM] *** VinylTastic has renamed this conversation to "Super Duper Keebler Chips Deluxe & Friendship Princess Squad" ***
[11:41:42 AM] ArDee: when was the last time you bought a pack of chips ahoy
[11:42:41 AM] Jastrian: is this going to be a thing now? XD chips ahoy has a better ring to it
[11:42:53 AM] Jastrian: uh its been awhile
[11:42:59 AM] Jastrian: the last time I had it was at eqla
[11:43:01 AM] VinylTastic: You brought this upon yourself you backstabber >;V
[11:43:06 AM] ArDee: so, clearly, you haven't "moved on"
[11:43:07 AM] Jastrian: when vinyl bought me them
[11:43:09 AM] ArDee: oh
[11:43:30 AM] Jastrian: I have memories though of what once was
[11:43:45 AM] ArDee: i wanted to make a 'you can't keep leading both of them on like this' joke but if you didn't buy them i can't really lol
[11:44:53 AM] Jastrian: chips ahoy are meeeeh
[11:45:01 AM] VinylTastic: rd were losing him
[11:45:20 AM] ArDee: i accidentally just wrote 'Keebler chips ahoy' when i was writing up another CAH deck card
[11:45:28 AM] VinylTastic: god damnit
[11:45:28 AM] ArDee: muh brain is confuzzled
[11:45:50 AM] ArDee: but yeah, new CAH cards for this xD
[11:45:54 AM] ArDee: "Jastrian's torrid affair with Keebler Chips Deluxe." among others
[11:46:30 AM] Jastrian: [picture of Chips Ahoy box from EQLA 2015, which Jas still has]
[11:46:52 AM] VinylTastic: That's from the ancient convention known as eqla
[11:47:14 AM] ArDee: dude that's like keeping photos of your last GF around when you've already moved on to another one
[11:47:32 AM] ArDee: think of how the Chips Deluxe must feel when they see that box still hanging around
[11:47:33 AM] Jastrian: they were my first
[11:50:01 AM] *** Jastrian cries ***
[11:50:19 AM] ArDee: jas you two-timing cookie monster you
[11:50:39 AM] Jastrian: ;)