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Troublesome Beast


I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.

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  • 253 weeks
    Completion!

    Fleeting thing, that, completion. But occasionally, found. Another one finished. I've decided to put the bridge and the follow-up as separate fics, to preserve theme a it better.

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  • 253 weeks
    Updated

    Just in case I'm not the only one who didn't see my update go, Part II of Heavenly Press is up. There will be a part III before the bridge.

    Side note: anyone with some ideas for some other SFW Celestia muscly pics to use as a cover story for the follow up, I'd appreciate it a lot. Thanks for your time and your interest!

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  • 253 weeks
    Regarding editing

    As has been the case with my other recent fics and chapters, this is self-edited, and if a lawyer who represents themselves has a fool for a client, an author who edits themselves does so blindly. If I've missed anything, please PM me; I'll try to correct. My apologies for the somewhat unchecked purpling of prose and muscling of bodies.

    ... okay, not that last one.

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  • 253 weeks
    Thoughts on Pressing Matters

    At this point in my life, pressing matters are mainly health, and financial. Pain of the body, pain of the heart, and the pain of bills. But it does sadden me a bit that it's hard going even trying to self-edit further chapters of Hunting Season, a planned follow-up I'd started for that, Twilight's Thrones, and any of the other things I'd planned or started.

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  • 261 weeks
    Endgame!

    MUCH SPOILERS NOT EVEN KIDDING.

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Jul
8th
2016

I am an exceedingly odd Beast. · 12:48am Jul 8th, 2016

The things I find romantic and sexy...

From Orange You Glad We Wed, Chapter 3:


She ran up to Mosely, scrumptiously nigh-divine curves all a-jiggle, and he chuckled slightly, his knee-length balls bouncing against his thighs as he moved to meet her, the still not quite hard haft of his horsecock bobbing between them. "May I have this dance?" he asked softly, and twirled her around in his arms, one hand firmly on-- and in-- the lushness of her rump, pushing into the taut flesh, still so perky, and squeezing. "Why, I feel energetic enough to dance until our dinner still."

Swat! Much as he’d expected, she’d grabbed his hips and swatted one-- before trailing the fingers of both hands to the thick, throbbing base of his member. "Cruel stud as well as wasteful," Juicy nickered affectionately, and licked his right shoulder. "As much as I'd love to tally and skip and pick daisies for tea, we are still naked in the closet adjacent to my office. Do you know how many ponies and no few griffons, donkeys, and minotaurs work here?" she hissed. Not that such was exactly a downside… so long as they were careful, and quick.

Mosely's the canon name for Uncle Orange; Juicy is what I've decided on for Aunt Orange. 6'4" and 6' respectively, but with the proportions of hypers-- and hence some of their stretchiness, or he'd never fit a 42 incher in her.

Comments ( 2 )

So romantic :heart:

4076321 Thanks! I'm trying to write them with an affectionately mutually challenging relationship. ^^;; Also, dayam. Nice Tree Hugger there!

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