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Beware The Carpenter


What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

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  • 364 weeks
    Epic Readout

    So some guy I never heard of just did an epic readout of a story I posted about six months back; with pictures included! A few of the lines are bungled but there are corrections in the comments.

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  • 370 weeks
    Where I got it from

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    Shifting between universes changes Zecora into an elf and she marries Legolas. :rainbowhuh:

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  • 383 weeks
    Is this Discord?

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  • 385 weeks
    Who's that mare?

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  • 386 weeks
    Definition of "Many"

    To anyone who tried accessing me yesterday and found me blocked: I put a similar post on about a dozen groups yesterday about the TOC, and that got me a 24 hour ban under the spam law of posting the same thing in "many" different sites.

    I apologize.

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Jun
21st
2016

Best Wedding Wishes Evdog · 2:47am Jun 21st, 2016

Dear Evdog.

On your wedding day I would simply like to remind you of:







































THE GAME!!!!

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Comments ( 2 )

Hah, you lovable troll. And I didn't even k kw he was getting married, well wishes to him from over here as well!

Best wishes to him :)

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