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Beware The Carpenter


What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

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Mar
26th
2017

Where I got it from · 11:30am Mar 26th, 2017

So my friends and I are planning a DnD-genre game, and my mother seemed interested so I invited her to make a character, and this is the backstory I got:

Zecora goes traveling with Dr. Who and ends up in middle earth. :yay:

Shifting between universes changes Zecora into an elf and she marries Legolas. :rainbowhuh:

They have a kid, who marries a halfbreed elf/goblin and they have a 'my mother's character.' :pinkiegasp:

Then when 'mom's character' is a child, her village gets burned down, and she somehow gets taken in and raised by phoenixes; resulting in a very socially awkward, mostly-elvish pyromancer. :trollestia:




(P.S. I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while. I should have a lot more time to write after the end of May.)

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