More Songfics

This time I'm writing a parody of a song from Mulan for the sequel to How Love Works. It's gonna be called I'll Make a Mare Out of You, performed either by Rainbow Dash while training the purples or Glados while training some new recruits.
The story in question will contain more character development for Ladybug Spring, more lightsa-I mean phaseblades, airship battles, pirates, and sexual humor.
I don't sing —for obvious reasons, being a pubescent, introverted, fanboy NERD— and I may never actually perform the song... but I do know someone who might be crazy enough to sing it.