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This is not okay · 4:35pm Jun 13th, 2016

Why is there no God of expletives?
For all us awkward people who reflexively shout 'fuck' when we run into walls, doors, what have you, who do we honor with our numerous cursing?

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Maybe we should create one :P

I use swears and it helps me not stay as angry

Create a god? Wouldn't that be.. Playing god?

4019586 it would be creating a deity for something that many people do

4019588 still making a god though. And it's on a MLP site so would it be an Mlp God of swearing?

4019596 hmm.... and yes it would be...

I bet somewhere deep in Greek mythology, there was once a god for just that reason.

4025791 Yes! The story was: One day Zeus was fucking everything he saw (just like real Greek mythology), when he stumbled upon a cactus (Even though I doubt there are any cacti in Greece). He then tried fucking said cactus, but it hurt his dick for obvious reasons. He yelled "Ow, fuck!" Which prompted the cactus to birth 'Fuckyoucus'.

Hercules ain't got shit on Fuckyoucus.

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