Funny lines and such · 8:13am Jun 3rd, 2016
So, as I've been taking a break in recent weeks from the fimdom while I await some updates on a couple fics, I have been reading incredible amounts of other fan fiction. Due to this, I thought I'd share some of the funniest lines I've read in them. This list will probably update fairly often. Warning: Several of these will be fairly long, and may not make complete sense out of context. I will include a brief explanation, but it is up to you to read it.
"I'm not a parseltoungue," Harry tiredly explained. "I'm a parselmouth. The language I can speak and understand is parseltoungue. And if you've ever seen an anaconda you can understand why I sometimes get called a parselcrotch."
A Black Comedy, by nonjon
"He has his own way of getting there," Apollo continued, his hands and feet easily slipping the Sun into gear, ready to drive.
"We're just going to see who's is better."
Zoe's eyes widened in sheer terror as Apollo mashed down on the accelerator and launched the Sun into the sky, scorching the air.
The California Sage: Equaling Olympus, by kujikuri21.
"There's only one thing worse than pushing a guy to the side and 'stealing the deal' with the bird I'd spent two hours chatting up: gloating about it. " I got four words for you, Ollie 'Percy Weasley's Sloppy Seconds.' Now come one, lover boy. You've got ten minutes to get you tighty-whiteys unstuck from the scoreboard at the practice facility; otherwise the coaches will make you leave them up there all day."
The Lie I've Lived, by jbern
Mirala bowed. "I fight crime by fucking it to death. I figured you'd approve."
OSABC: And Then There Were None, by LogicalPremise.
