Why i've been so inactive

I'm sorry that I haven't been active recently, but I think you all will be very pleased to know what I've been working my heart out on for the last few weeks. Sometimes as a writer you get an idea in your head that just won't go away no matter how hard you try. It's this great nagging feeling of true art. I haven't truly experienced this feeling as strongly as I am right now in over a year. I am absolutely elated to explain to you this wonderful genius idea. It is a story for the ages. It is something that will live on for generations to come in culture after culture. It will be told to our children and to their children. There will be movies made off of it. There will be sub-par remakes of the movies featuring young, hot actors. There will be a slightly above mediocre Broadway production that will be closed after a handful of showings but will still somehow win the Tony even though IT TOTALLY DIDN'T DESERVE IT! I SWEAR IF THIS HAPPENS TO ME ONE MORE TI... There will be a documentary about the Broadway production. There will be a documentary about that documentary. There will be a PBS special about how influential it was to the modernist art movement that will be beamed directly into your brain by the alien government that worships this story. Android Morgan Freeman will be released from his underground bunker to produce an orgasmic reading of this story. You will never forget this story. It will be the metaphorical "Darude Sandstorm" of stories.

THIS STORY WILL BRING PEACE TO THE WORLD!

It is called "Bernie XXX Trump: Climbing the wall around your heart"

Coming to theatres near you.

[the real reason is I have been blindsided by my final exams, and I need to prepare for those]

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[ShadowBolt96]

Ah yes, finals. Those things that serve little purpose but to stress us out before the end of the semester . Well, I wish you the best of luck. Study hard so that you may emerge from this ordeal feeling like sunshine! ...... Wow, that was incredibly corny.