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  • 265 weeks
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    A Few Words

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May
27th
2016

Fic Idea: Moon Cleaners · 7:47pm May 27th, 2016

(Inspired by a blog comment elsewhere pointing out the number of fics in which various invaders are dealt with by hitting them with the moon, and how much debris must have accumulated there...)

Wanted: Moon Cleaners

(Good pay, excellent views, transportation provided. No previous experience necessary. Or possible.)

Apply: Princess Luna, Night Court, Canterlot Castle, Canterlot.

Comments ( 2 )

I wonder how much useful raw material could be recovered from the fragments (unless impact disintegrated everything so much that it's now just so much powder spread fine over the moonscape, plus one whopping great hole in the middle).

"Um, command, we have a problem."

"What's the problem?"

"Live Daleks in crater PM-3833, looking like they're trying to build a ship."

"Wait five, incoming friendship."

"Waiting."

WHAM!

"Confirm fire, please."

"No more Daleks. I could see that friendship through my eyelids!"

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