May
3rd
2016
New Story and 50 Watchers! · 8:28pm May 3rd, 2016
I'm followed by a round number of people! It means something! I'm sure! Thanks, guys! 
Instead of Finishing A Rock in a Soft Place, I wrote a brainless clop. It's called Plot Development, it's FlutterDerp, it's 100% lesbian anal! Go read it!
It's also controversial, so far? I guess people are nearly as against semi-realistic lesbian horse anal as the are against the horse gay? That's a surprise. Oh well.
omg that picture is stupid cute. ear nibblesssss
People can be 'against' whatever the hell they want to be, doesn't change the fact that your horse sex is choice. The raunchy, frankly hedonistic, shamelessly kinky and realistically passionate and emotional Equestria you portray is why I keep faving all your shit.
I mean, sure, I write fluffy stuff that's all sweetness and light instead of realism but that's only because I haven't learned how to pull off the other thing at a level I'm happy with yet. Your stories are the kind of thing I will dare to read during my commute in small text on my phone because I don't feel like waiting until I get home to read it.
Screw controversial. Write hot horse sex where things break and it's weird and pones have fixations and fetishes and huh that's gross but fuck it, we're just going to go with that, it's an orgy with an attendance in the dozens and that's just a normal thing in Canterlot, and hey Twilight is totally making out with Dusk Shine now, that's hmm but whatever.
Yeah, man. Sign me the fuck up.
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Oh, thank you so much! I need to hear this kind of thing from time to time. Especially from other writers!
I like to think that if I keep writing these, eventually everyone will have to notice that I'm okay at them, but I'm not holding my breath.