Aug
30th
2012
You Jelly, F2P Players?! I Am the Best Heavy Weapons Guy!!! · 1:53am Aug 30th, 2012
After grueling, sweat-filled, swear-spoken, noob-bashing, Ghastly Gibi-insulting, and little kid-shouting, I have finally did it! I beat MVM! I got the Tour done, and look what I got in return!!!
Yes, that's me. Because in their tongue, he is Heavikiin, Sandvichborn!!!!
"POOTIS DAH!"
Anyway, now that my life goal (yes) is completed, my attention is back to 100% on the stories, both Overlord, and Magic of the Sandvich. (which will have a chapter up in a day) Now guys, if you ever run into me, run in fear as my bullets caress your bodies, and then painting you with the deep, metallic, rust-tasting trail of crimson!
(I ran into an enemy spawn by myself and killed all 12 of them over five times each) Fear ME!!!
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Dammit. Well I found you. You have a Hank hill pic but that is all I can do. No request.
rawr my spy has genuine dashin hasashin and genuine doublecross comm feel MY HAT POWER
Wow, that's a new shout. Lol.
What's your beef with F2Ps and noobs. I mean, you were a noob when you started and unless you paid before you played for a minute (Or got it before F2P update) then you were still a F2Per.
Why the insults? The animosity? I mean, I'm F2P and I don't have a problem. I dominated everyone on the opposing team once at the same time. I once got 25 backstabs in a single life. And just because I never paid, I'm not seen as a good player?
This is unfair...
P.S.
I don't care if it's lame, I HAVE A FUCKING HAT!! I HAVE A HAT!! THERE IS MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!! AND I WILL WEAR IT RIGHT NEXT TO MY HHH PUMPKIN HEAD!!
HEY I DIDN'T PRE-ORDER ELDER SHIT: SKYRIM... I ONLY BOUGHT IT AT THE STORE WHEN IT CAME OUT, AND I DIDN'T PLAY MVM, BUT I DID BUY TF2 WHEN IT CAME OUT, AND MY GUN IS CALLED "Kenpachi Zaraki"! My Heavy weapon is the best Heavy Weapon for a Heavy Weapons Guy!
Fear you? AH! Dont make me laugh dood .
I have the Brass Beast, Dalokohs Bar and Large Luchadore. Fear ME.
Loadout D; for Dayum..
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Don't hate F2Ps, just a lot of them because 90% are 10-12 year olds with stupid CoD names that include X's and a bunch of dumb numbers. Another reason is they're nooby. But I've learned a small percent is cool, so hey, I ain't talking bad about you.
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I'd rename mine if I were willing to use my credit card again. Besides, my Heavy's Sandvichborn so he is best Heavy.
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I have a Strange Brass Beast, with like 300 kills!!! But I might sell it now that I got this baby lol.
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Yep.
323032 Fuck anything that sounds like Dragonbron... I hate them, they are a disgrace to the true heroes of the Elder Scrolls.... Nerevar and The Champion of Cyrodiil, Chuck Norris.
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Now, I never played COD, but do you consider "SuperChaosKG" a bad name?
Good job.
You jelly?
I was given a Botkiller Scattergun, Dr. Whoa AND a S. Medi Gun for free. By the same person.
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.....That guy must've been smoking weed. But I'm still not jelly, though I want that Strange Medigun. I have the Dragonborn helmet, therefore I am Sandvichborn! That's the best kind of Heavy there is!
Oh, and I have Stranges for every class except Engineer so I ain't even mad.
324857 I got Stranges for every class.
And...
1. He was not smoking weed. He's a well-respected member of a popular server I play on. He gets given free stuff, but he doesn't feel right about accepting said gifts. So, he gives it to friends that want said items. I just happened to be there. (Fun fact: I actually asked him, "Where can I buy (insert item here)" and he gave me said item. Except for Botkiller Scattergun. I wanted a Strange Shotgun then, and he confused it for Scattergun).
2. Dragonborn Helmet is not genuine. Therefore, not worth my time.
But still, Sandvichborn (A.K.A Heavykiin) is best Heavy, so, yeah.