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420 weeks
"Will my stream ever be good?" A text flowchart for people who want to be Twitch famous.

1. Do you plan on ranting about social justice warriors and feminazis?
A. Yes. (Go to 2)
B. No. (Go to 3)
2. Is your moderation team composed of easily offended cum dumpsters?
A. Yes (Go to 5)
B. N-no? (Yeah right. Go to 5)
3. How active is your moderation team?
A. They'll stop all evil trolls and flamers! (GO TO 5 AND NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY SON AGAIN.)
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421 weeks
Apparently I suck at names.

So I'm playing Rune Factory 4 and just made some fuck with mai non-horse waifu Margaret, intensifies, and I have a son. Named Noel. And I named myself Noel.
...Jesus I can picture it now, naming him.
"It's a boy. Good work, I'm gonna scream at tomato juice in fear."
"Thank you, Jonas! He's beautiful. Noel, what do we name him?"
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421 weeks
3DS games are my new life, goodbye writing goals.

Press F to pay respects.
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421 weeks
Dear hotel I'm staying at:

Fuck you. 1% left on the download and you fuck me over. I'm drinking bleach tonight. Bye everyone, see you in like five minutes because there's no bleach here.
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421 weeks
WHAT NIGHTMARE LURKED AT THE BOTTOM OF MY PAGE.

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