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Eyes Over Heaven


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Apr
7th
2016

Apparently I suck at names. · 6:14am Apr 7th, 2016

So I'm playing Rune Factory 4 and just made some fuck with mai non-horse waifu Margaret, :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: intensifies, and I have a son. Named Noel. And I named myself Noel.

...Jesus I can picture it now, naming him.

"It's a boy. Good work, I'm gonna scream at tomato juice in fear."
"Thank you, Jonas! He's beautiful. Noel, what do we name him?"
"Well, Meg, my sexy lovely elf wife...He's Noel."
"Junior?"
"Nah."
"The second?"
"Hell no. Just Noel."
"...Native Dragons save me."

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Comments ( 10 )

Shoulda named it Dio, he would have inherited more swag

3853729 My kid has to be named Noel if it's a boy. Unless you mean me.

Nah, he'll be named J Leno.

3854952 So, is Rune Master fun?

3854975 Rune Factory 4, you mean? Yes it's so good. If you played Fantasy Life, it's a WAY better version of that.

3861041 Wow I thought you died.

Look man, we can either criticize each other or make some fuck again, and we both know what sounds better.

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We can do both. At the same time. Or at least, I can. I'm talented, you dirty fuckstain.

3861289 Hey, I can't talk with my mouth full. I give and take, I'm no goddamn pillow princess. Prince. Whatevah hoe.

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Trust me. You're the princess. And I won't be pulling out. No matter how you scream and shout.

3861384 You better not if it gets to that point, faglord.

NOTE, you're the cool kind like Freddie Mercury, but you make musicals about smegma or something. Help me out with this analogy.

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