FRIENDS

Quotes of randomness.

"One day, I will discover Bigfoot on that Google thing! "
-A friend

"Sooner or later, they're gonna make a Pokemon Up and Pokemon Down."
-Another Friend

"Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to stare at my tacos."
-Yet another friend

"WHAT THE HELL GOOGLE?! HOW IS THIS EVEN RELATED TO THE- You know what screw this I'm using Bing."
-Friendo

"Your hair is like a jungle bro. Jesus, get a haircut."
-Past friend

"I FEEL LIKE A F*CKING BURRITO THAT WAS SHOVED INTO AN OVEN WHILE IT WAS ON FIRE."
-Me after sitting in the sun for 30 minutes

Comments

[Briarpelt]

Beware the Jabberwock.

[viclouiis]

Wow, your friends sound funny.

[Nova Arc]

You guys should start a comedy podcast or something.