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Mare Imbrium


Please stop banishing nobles to the moon. They make terrible neighbours.

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  • 402 weeks
    How Many Toes Has a Pony?

    If you had never encountered and Equestria pony and weren't told that it was called a "pony" (which sort of loads the dice), what would you liken it to?

    Upon reflection, I realised I would describe them as alpacas.

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    1 comments · 362 views
  • 427 weeks
    Do Songs Correlate With Bad Things?

    I'm probably late to the party noticing this, but it seems like most of the songs in the series are highlighting a lack of harmony and I think this tendency is especially strong with solo songs. It's just kind of sad.

    0 comments · 336 views
  • 427 weeks
    Words You Shouldn't Use for Female Anatomy

    These words are awful, and you shouldn't use them unironically. Or at all, really. May be updated periodically if I find another stupid noun that makes me visibly flinch.

    Part 1: The Vulva and Environs
    #1 Cunny: No. Just don't.

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    6 comments · 443 views
  • 428 weeks
    Humans and Their Circumstances

    I was going to be more indirect, but I just want to get this off my chest: I never want to read an HiE story featuring "nondescript brony in Equestria" or "'wannabe genre-savvy "non-brony" who nevertheless knows about the show' in Equestria". Ever. The entire class of HiE work where the human is aware of MLP as an animated production is basically a write-off, as far as I'm concerned.

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    3 comments · 376 views
  • 439 weeks
    No Field Trip to Horseworld?

    It seems odd to me that I've never seen a single story where the Equestria Girls go through the looking glass. I've seen Sunset Shimmer do it. I've seen Adagio Dazzle do it. But those are returns; not someone new. I think there's a lot of potential (hijinks, adventure, comedy) in the concept but it simply hasn't been touched at all! Why? Could it be general disdain for EQG that's prevented

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    2 comments · 373 views
Feb
23rd
2016

Do Songs Correlate With Bad Things? · 8:17am Feb 23rd, 2016

I'm probably late to the party noticing this, but it seems like most of the songs in the series are highlighting a lack of harmony and I think this tendency is especially strong with solo songs. It's just kind of sad.

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