Feb
17th
2016
#HardKnockLife · 3:38am Feb 17th, 2016
It's the hard knock life for us. Y'all should share your stories of severe head trauma.
Like the time I and two other people went down a waterslide mere moments after one another. I slammed into the person in front of me, slowing us both down, and took a flying foot to the face from the third person.
Or the time I was holding the target for a guy at martial arts, and he missed the target and connected with my unprotected head instead.
Well, there was that time I went through a door full speed, thinking there was enough room for my head, and there was, but not my horn...
Or that cave that I thought there was enough space for my head, and hit my horn again...
Or the time I accidentally hit that ball with the tip of my horn...
Lets just say, yes, magic and such, but having a horn kinda sucks.
--Sweetie Belle
3759884 sure sounds like horns suck
This actually happened when I was 10, I ended up getting knocked unconscious after my bike's brakeline snapped and hit a rock while trying to stop, I was thrown over my bike's handle. I wasn't very graceful when I was a kid.
That kid in the video smashing his face into the goddamn dash fucking gets me every time.