Sometimes, I question how I still have friends

[10:23:14 AM] Stiggerzz: you're supposed to draw "I <3 Dick" on the forhead
[10:23:18 AM] Stiggerzz: their phone number on one cheek
[10:23:22 AM] Stiggerzz: and "call me" on the other
[10:23:37 AM] Stiggerzz: and then throw in a hitler tash for good measure
[10:24:11 AM] SpitfireSlut: Pfft
[10:24:37 AM] Stiggerzz: maybe a tiny penis behind their ear so it takes a while for them to notice it
[10:24:48 AM] SpitfireSlut: XD
[10:25:22 AM | Edited 10:25:41 AM] Stiggerzz: honestly, the best thing to do is to find a friend who grows a beard pretty much overnight
[10:25:27 AM] Stiggerzz: wait for the day they shave
[10:25:32 AM] Stiggerzz: and then draw a dick on their chin that night

Comments

[Root Beer]

*shrugs* It's good to hear from you.

[Stiggerzz]

3754824 I'm gonna try and shitpost a lot more in this blog. Annoy the fuk outta everybody who follows me :^)

[Root Beer]

3754829 Except me. I don't mind.