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Fire Zap


I WANT YOU! For the Bottles of Awesome Sauce Army. Don't think I'm a lesser intellect just because I'm a girl. I can kick ass better than you. Now, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!

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  • 419 weeks
    THE HYPE TRAIN IS REAL, PEOPLE

    OH HYPE TRAIN, OVER HERE BUDDY

    Fair warning, SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

    You knew this was coming, right? RIGHT?!

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  • 419 weeks
    OMG, CAN THIS JUST BE A SEASON OPENER OR SOMETHING?!

    Okay, so last night, I had a dream. A really awesome dream.

    So, I was at a camp? And there were three purple boxes. And I was Rainbow Dash, who had fallen in love with Sunset Shimmer.
    But Sunset didn't know, and thought Rainbow was being obnoxious.
    So Princess Luna sends Rainbow/me a pamplet with instructions to visit her at midnight.

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  • 420 weeks
    I made a picture!

    http://fireeriszap.deviantart.com/art/Kaiwii-Kitty-Akira-Tsunkino-602427194

    Have to do deviantart link because I DELETED IT.

    Stupid computer.

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  • 420 weeks
    New Series!

    Every Monday, I will ask a question most people either haven't figured out, or is just so mind baffling it will make you go "WHAT!?"

    So, the question for today is:

    James and Lily Potter's Patronuses are, respectfully, A stag and a doe. They are literal soulmates.

    HOWEVER, Severus's Patronus is a doe, and Harry's is a stag. Are THEY literal soulmate too, J. K. Rowling?

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  • 421 weeks
    That Moment When...

    You finish Fallout: Equestria.

    Here are some of my thoughts on the last eight chapters I've just finished:

    Goddamn it Xenith, please don't die on me!

    OH MY GODDESSES, RAPE ME WITH YOU MOON AND SUN, FLUTTERSHY IS ALIVE?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:pinkiegasp::pinkiesmile:

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Jan
28th
2016

FUCK THAT SHIT, I'M OUTTA HERE · 10:45pm Jan 28th, 2016

A FIFTH ALICORN IS SUCH A BAD IDEA, I FEEL LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER SHIT OUT THE IDEA AND SENT IT TO HASBRO. YOU NEVER ACCEPT IDEAS FROM JUSTIN FUCKING BEIBER, EVER!

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Comments ( 7 )

Who, Skyla? I think she's AWESOME! (From what my fellow Bronies have made of her, of course)

:twilightsheepish: walks away*

3719210 No no no. Not Skyla, Flurry Heart. Fuck that, Hasbro.

3719228 I guess commercials are the big "key" newspiece I keep missing, due to a lack of cable. I use the internet instead. (for watching MLP, of course)

3719878 YES. THAT'S THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT. THOSE FUCKING WINGS ARE AS BIG AS TWILIGHT'S! AND SO IS THAT HORN!

Yep, this is getting ridiculous. I liked it better when there was only Celestia & Luna, representing an extremely rare race.
But then became Cadance.
Then Twilight...
And now Princess Flurry Heart... What's next? Starlight Glimmer becomes an Alicorn?
*Fuck this shit I am out -song plays*
Seriously, what is this? A Alicorn Bargain Sale? Alicorns are becoming too common these days and they stop being 'unique'.
( Same problem was in Dragon Ball Z, when there was talks and rumors about a "super saiyan" legend, until Goku gained his transformation into Super Saiyan. It was freaking epic. But later everyone can become an Super Saiyan. )
Surely this doesn't disturb The balance of power -system. :moustache:

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