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I WANT YOU! For the Bottles of Awesome Sauce Army. Don't think I'm a lesser intellect just because I'm a girl. I can kick ass better than you. Now, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!

Apr
16th
2016

THE HYPE TRAIN IS REAL, PEOPLE · 2:28pm Apr 16th, 2016

OH HYPE TRAIN, OVER HERE BUDDY

Fair warning, SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

You knew this was coming, right? RIGHT?!

Words cannot express how much I am hyped for this. No really, the first I saw this, I screamed into my pillow for a SOLID seven minutes because I WE have to wait SEVEN MONTHS until that fantastic beast of a movie comes out on the big screen.

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Apr
16th
2016

OMG, CAN THIS JUST BE A SEASON OPENER OR SOMETHING?! · 11:46am Apr 16th, 2016

Okay, so last night, I had a dream. A really awesome dream.

So, I was at a camp? And there were three purple boxes. And I was Rainbow Dash, who had fallen in love with Sunset Shimmer.
But Sunset didn't know, and thought Rainbow was being obnoxious.
So Princess Luna sends Rainbow/me a pamplet with instructions to visit her at midnight.
But before that, I/Rainbow went to visit a pink pegasus with lime green hair and purple eyes, who turned out to be Scootaloo's mother.

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Apr
11th
2016

I made a picture! · 3:48pm Apr 11th, 2016

http://fireeriszap.deviantart.com/art/Kaiwii-Kitty-Akira-Tsunkino-602427194

Have to do deviantart link because I DELETED IT.

Stupid computer.

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Apr
11th
2016

New Series! · 3:42pm Apr 11th, 2016

Every Monday, I will ask a question most people either haven't figured out, or is just so mind baffling it will make you go "WHAT!?"

So, the question for today is:

James and Lily Potter's Patronuses are, respectfully, A stag and a doe. They are literal soulmates.

HOWEVER, Severus's Patronus is a doe, and Harry's is a stag. Are THEY literal soulmate too, J. K. Rowling?

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Apr
8th
2016

That Moment When... · 1:33am Apr 8th, 2016

You finish Fallout: Equestria.

Here are some of my thoughts on the last eight chapters I've just finished:

Goddamn it Xenith, please don't die on me!

OH MY GODDESSES, RAPE ME WITH YOU MOON AND SUN, FLUTTERSHY IS ALIVE?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:pinkiegasp::pinkiesmile:

Poor Calamity's hat, that dashing piece of fabric found its way into our hearts.:ajsleepy:

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Apr
1st
2016

HAPIE APIRL FOOS · 8:57pm Apr 1st, 2016

I pulled a prank!!! dumped water on my sister. Inspired by my Waifu, Fluttershy, doing the same thing to Twilight in my favorite season opener.


Yes, I UNDERSTAND the title is spelled wrong. It's supposed to be, duh.

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Mar
26th
2016

SEASON SIX IN A FEW HOURS!!! · 12:02am Mar 26th, 2016

At first, I was upset, due to a early Easter meet-up that, if gone through, I would miss the season opener! But, in the lat two hours, the plans have changed! Huzzah!!!:pinkiesmile: Now, I can watch it!!! WOO-HOO!!!:pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile:

ALL MAH BRONIES BE LIKE:

https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=lQKaAlMNvm8

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Mar
14th
2016

Please help TheLostNarrator! · 4:39pm Mar 14th, 2016

https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=qFBOtdzYAFY

PLEASE WATCH AND CONTRIBUTE IF YOU CAN!

Any little bit helps. The cyst is the size of a BASKETBALL people, so please help our lovable asshole.

THANK YOU:pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile:

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Mar
13th
2016

Why stupid laws are stupid · 7:23pm Mar 13th, 2016

Okay, so. FUCK THE CONGRESS!!! There's a new law going around that, if signed, could cause a LOT of rage.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, The Anime Man did a video on this.

http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=MHAcbCbwIA

JESUS CHRIST EATING A APPLE PIE WHILE WATCHING A EXPLODING DONUT DANCE TO ONE DIRECTION IS THIS LAW STUPID!!!:ajbemused::ajbemused::ajbemused:

Come on people! Stupid laws have been made before, but this, THIS IS JUST FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!

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Mar
13th
2016

Broken Blog Post? · 7:23pm Mar 13th, 2016

I'm trying to post a blog aaaaaaaaaand its not going through.

Is it broken?

~::Edit::~ Never mind, its working now.

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