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Apr
8th
2016

That Moment When... · 1:33am Apr 8th, 2016

You finish Fallout: Equestria.

Here are some of my thoughts on the last eight chapters I've just finished:

Goddamn it Xenith, please don't die on me!

OH MY GODDESSES, RAPE ME WITH YOU MOON AND SUN, FLUTTERSHY IS ALIVE?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:pinkiegasp::pinkiesmile:

Poor Calamity's hat, that dashing piece of fabric found its way into our hearts.:ajsleepy:

OH MY PINK FLUFFY UNICORN GODDESS FLUTTERSHY IS ALIVE WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:

Derpy needs muffins, somepony needs to give Derpy her goddamn muffins.

FLUTTERSHY, MY WAIFU, YOU'RE ALIVE, AND YOU MIGHT GET TO LIVE ANOTHER SOLâ„¢ AND THOSE STUPID ASS-FUCKING PLANTS NEED TO DIE OH MY GOD FALLOUT RARITY IS FAVORITE RARITY

Spike needs hugs. And lots of gems.

FLUTTERSHY IS ALIVE I WANNA HUG HER AND TELL HER THAT THE PLANTS AREN'T GOING TO TORTURE HER FOR MUCH LONGER AND HER PAIN WILL BE ENDING SOON AND AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Reggie... died? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT AFTER KAGE! WHY-H-HY?! Oh, wait, there she is! Yay for zebra magic!

I WANNA GO TO THAT PARTY AND NAME A CROSSBOW THE FART!!!:rainbowlaugh:

Celestia... is alive?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Littlepip... I we will miss y-you. You were as worthy a opponent as Doombunny.:fluttercry:

FLUTTERSHY IS IN PONY FORM AND IS ALIVE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!:pinkiesmile:

Strawberry Lemonade... My Fallout backup waifu... I shall mourn you. :fluttercry:

Now you know why you don't want to read Fallout: Equestria with me.

'Till next time folks

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