AMA Answers! And a bit of other stuff · 11:43pm Jan 16th, 2016

These are simply the answers to the questions people gave me yesterday. Would've gotten to them earlier, but I both a) was out a lot of the night and b) just forgot when I did get home. Yaaaayyy forgetfulness.

Just a quick thing on that story I promised today. Well, I should stop making promises, first of all. Because I had someone read it over, and they gave me a few pointers. Just stuff to consider... aaaand now I'm rewriting most of it. Not because they hated it or even that I hated it (well, that's just me with most of my stuff, period!); but I simply got inspiration to write what I wanted in another way. Basically, less awful puns (so just puns) and more just... talking and junk. I am the greatest!

And I am going to work on a writing schedule. Basically, I want to get schedules going for my life to balance my time so I'm not always procrastinating or lazying around when I could be doing better with my time--that includes fanfiction, yes. But it's better than doing nada.

ANYWAY HERE'S SOME ANSWERS!

FamousLastWords: “How have you been?”
Hanging in there. By a low hanging branch hanging at the seams. Jk, everything's going fine :P Working, studying, but I'm happy, so no complaints here.

SeventhHeaven: a) Why do you not like orange juice, you weirdo?
Lemme do what I want man.
But actually, I just don't like the taste. I like oranges, but not orange juice. It leaves an ugly aftertaste in my mouth that isn't worth it.

b) If Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense and the square root of 31 is 5.56776436283, then what are the chances of you being able to sail a boat across the desert with no wheels if it's raining?
Two of your questions involving sailing on a boat in the desert... you got some weird new fetish I don't know about and don't want to know about?

c) What stories influenced you, if any?
Honestly, nothing comes to mind. I've enjoyed and been fascinated by multiple books, but none really inspired me, per say.

d) If you were in a desert with a boat over your head and the wheels fell off, how many pancakes would it take to stack on a dog house?
Who still has dog houses nowadays? I never see those, get outta here!

CoffeeMinion: Can you do "normal" pigeon, or do you have to modify?
I'm not too bad with it. It kind of aches, but I also just started going to classes regularly. I'm adjusting to it. The worst is the dog pose. The longer I'm stuck holding myself with my thin as hell arms and shoulders, everything just sucks!

Listener: a) What's a life lesson you've learned in your 21 years?
Quite a bit, to be honest. If I had to think of one, though, it's that totally okay to be selfish. I can be way too much of a people pleaser, and want to say yes because I don't want to feel bad or make the other person feel bad. But sometimes, I just need to say no and do what's best for me sometimes. Because if I'm suffering for the sake of someone else's happiness, then we're both doing something wrong.

b) What's the stupidest thing you've done in your 21 years~?
Answered your question ooooohhhh But in all seriousness, I couldn't choose just one because I was a stupid kid--still am. If I had to choose just one, it would be being friends with someone who didn't really care about me and made fun of me behind my back. I tried to please her and even impress her, but realized months later it was in vain. So I finally walked away from that. Because it hurt me in a lot of ways I didn't even realize until I did get away. So long story short: Bianca, you're a cunt.