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DeliriousCrimson


*Hits blunt* Lobsters are like mermaids for scorpions. *Wheeze* Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts. *Hits blunt again* Surely, if tomatoes are a fruit, then that makes ketchup a jam.

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  • 178 weeks
    Merry post Christmas everybody!!

    Hey guys! Ya'll enjoyed the holidays? I sure didn't find it bad! Lemme know your funny Christmas stories, hehe. Anyways, SRE is undergoing a bit of maintenance, but new chapter will be out by monday. Look forward to a "heated" battle hahahahah- *BANG* X.X yup, the trigger needed to be pulled on that one. I just hope I didn't "burn" that line. What? Are you beggining to "boil"? Its not good to

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  • 185 weeks
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    Guys recently ive started to re aquire my passion for Strangely Resilient Ember. But theres one problem,ive moved and no longer own a pc or laptop. So pls bare with me here, cuz i really wanna start posting again. If anyone has any suggestions for me on any apps or alternative methods i could use pls enlighten me, cuz i also have a few other ideas for amazing stories you guys would love!

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  • 195 weeks
    Complaint box for Strangely Resilient Ember.

    If you have any complaints about the story, let me know here so that i can work to make it better. My father always says that the audience has power, so rest assured when i say i will deeply regard all of your advice.

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Dec
27th
2015

Merry post Christmas everybody!! · 2:55am Dec 27th, 2015

Hey guys! Ya'll enjoyed the holidays? I sure didn't find it bad! Lemme know your funny Christmas stories, hehe. Anyways, SRE is undergoing a bit of maintenance, but new chapter will be out by monday. Look forward to a "heated" battle hahahahah- *BANG* X.X yup, the trigger needed to be pulled on that one. I just hope I didn't "burn" that line. What? Are you beggining to "boil"? Its not good to "blow a fuse", maybe you should just "fire" up some "hot" coco. It'll definitely "warm" you up a little, if you want you can grab your fire"blender" and make a milkshake instead, but that sounds like quite the "charred" idea. Also I am going to stop now. Merry post Christmas folks!!

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