Comment posted by Soaring deleted-- [Day in the Life of a Stressed Out College Student] · 4:33am Dec 9th, 2015
What I learned today in boating school is:
1. Comments are worthless if the person who reads them disregards them fully.
2. Undergraduate Research Conferences are fun as fuck.
3. Doing a group presentation with bros will make anyone's day.
3.5. Talking shit with your bros lowers stress levels.
4. Mentioning the word "chains" to an education major may make him or her visibly cringe.
5. Receiving your friend's homemade Christmas present (cookies) may make you fall slightly in love.
6. Eating too many pecan cookies from said friend's homemade cookies may get you a slight stomach ache.
6.5. If you eat cookies without milk, then you are missing out.
7. Thirteen Reasons Why is a young adult novel that I would not recommend to depressed friends.
8. If I ever become a well-known author, I will make sure my price to visit students is well below one-thousand dollars.
Just some corrections on point seven:
Read fanfic instead—
Wait, look where we are!
The real questions is, what did everyone learn today in boating school?