What I learned today in boating school is:

1. Comments are worthless if the person who reads them disregards them fully.
2. Undergraduate Research Conferences are fun as fuck.
3. Doing a group presentation with bros will make anyone's day.
3.5. Talking shit with your bros lowers stress levels.
4. Mentioning the word "chains" to an education major may make him or her visibly cringe.
5. Receiving your friend's homemade Christmas present (cookies) may make you fall slightly in love.

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